Sunday Jul 13, 2003

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fuck it. i'll fight fire with fire, but i don't want to piss time away. i'll take care of that some other time.... but i really don't think that my friends can be easily persuaded against me.

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trilobyte:
The hair clip culprit has been found!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..... I'll kill you when I see you hahahahaha.... though in retrospect, I suppose it could have been much worse...

skull trilo skull
sethomatik:
yeah yeah FIGHT!! kill em. Do it. Yeah. You got big white boys on your side biatch.

Wednesday Jul 09, 2003

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ALICE'S FACT SHEET

Round One
Today's Series: Things Said to My Face/Directly to Me
Fact One: i have been called a bitch way more times than i can count.
Fact Two: i have been never been called a slut by someone that i wasn't friends with/didn't know me well enough to say it.
Fact Three: i have been called ugly once.... when i was in...
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djbq:
thanks for your helpful suggestions a/b my ears.
i may even go get them done tonight.
couple long, hard days at work, so i might want to just slouch on the couch and drink beer, but it's also refreshingly stress relieving to inflict physical pain on yourself.
we'll see.

i like your facts sheet.
i've been called homely - by my best friend in 6th grade.
a co-worker once asked me if i had MS b/c i'm so clumsy.
i've been told i look like suzanne vega (no relation smile) and kristy turlington - yeah right!
i look just like my mom.
my gym teacher called me Rusty Gate b/c he said i swung a bat like a screen door and i squealed whenever i swung.
and i have been at least 2nd choice, if not lower, for at least 4 guys i "dated".

i can't wait for a new fun fact sheet a/b adorable Alice wink
dave_h:
nobody ever calls me anything.

Saturday Jul 05, 2003

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Welcome to LOSERVILLE
Population: Alice

sometimes i'm certain that i am the queen of the dumb asses in the history of all dumb asses. just how i manage to do some of the stupid things that i do is a big mystery. one thing after the other, i find new ways to steal the crown for "world's biggest moron." mom would be so proud! i...
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paleenchantress:
yah, edea n scarlett are super sweet n adorable smile. i wanna meet you too sweetie !!
xoxoxoxo
micah:
Oh yes, I also feel it's possible for men and women to be just friends. My friend Kat is one of my closest and dearest friends. Yet... thinking about fucking her... well, I guess I feel like the Catholic who has to say hail-marys for thinking about sinning; that make sence?

Monday Jun 30, 2003

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i really wanted to keep up my donkey memorial journal for a lot longer, but now i have another memorial to prepare.

all you old skoolers remember lesa. she was suicidegirls' first cheerleader. lesa was the first member to hit 1.000 posts on the old boards; she was all over the place before it was the norm for people to have insanely high posting...
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maxtorres:
oh alice, you've kept me coming, back for days....
please gimme some more butt. ouch.
djbq:
i'm sorry you're sad and miss your friends.
that's a terrible feeling.
have some pie smothered in butter smile

Wednesday Jun 25, 2003

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pouring one out for my homie...

i am extremely saddened that donkey is no longer able to be an active member on sg. the donkey was the first member that i ever called on the phone, the first member to ever send me a little something in the mail, and the first member i was totally anticipating to meet.

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sethomatik:
I'm afraid of you. You scare me. Not at first, but the more I think about it, you are a scary motherfucker. I hope you realize this and take it to your grave. Was Thursday fun?
Love,
Chicken shit.
littledeadkid:
its true they make nothing but crap and sequils to crap now but i still find my self going to the theater and paying 8 fucking bux for a ticket so i dont no--but sorry to hear about donkey
skullskull

Monday Jun 23, 2003

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grrrrrr..... feeling sad and oh so frustrated
i apologize in advance for all the whining this entry contains. i feel poopy, and i need to whine.

i got my newly neutered/spayed kitties back over the weekend. miss aeon and miss ophelia were a little pissy at first, but otherwise fine. poor mr. flux bled when they snipped him, and had to stay an extra night....
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diggity:
It's okay, and I guess I should feel honored that people want my advice. I just wish people would not be so sneaky about it. Just be like," You seem cool, or at least like you've got some free time, can I buy you a beer and complain for an hour?" And then I would be like, "2 beers and it's a deal." Sorry, about your car. If you don't keep anything in it, why do you lock it?
lesa:
Aww!

God DAMMIT, man. Why they gotta fuck wit my girl like dat?

I'll kill 'em! KILL 'EM ALL!

Fuckers.

Thursday Jun 19, 2003

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i went for a little walk through my neighborhood, and i realized that i was the only white person on the street. (well, technically i'm not really white, but i always say i am cuz if i try to explain that i'm japanese, people look at me funny in disbelief). it's weird to be the only white person walking around. not that it's a bad...
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theslant:
What?? You mean the world's NOT white? Oh, whatever shall become of all my fragile paternal-centric middle class values?

What's this underlying "fuck asians" thing, btw? It seems my old roommate had his spidey-sense tingling over this one. He swore up and down that people oggled him 'cause he was half-korean half-chinese. I myself haven't gotten any negative vibes, but I'm not really too observant of this sort of thing. So anyway, should I be watching my pacific islander ass?
djbq:
what's so hard to explain a/b being japanese?
but i guess i've never had to try to expain - i'm just white.

Friday Jun 13, 2003

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blixasinister:
666!!!

and

OMG!!!! YOU ARE ASIAN!!! <

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mingusdew:
someone set us up the bomb

Monday Jun 09, 2003

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1.........
2.........
3.........

intentional vs. unintentional

i hate the feeling when you're not exactly sure if you've (unintentionally, but w/o much thought) made somebody really mad at you. it's like this big knot in your stomach. or maybe it's more like this thought that you just can't really get out of your head. i'd like to think that this isn't the case, but uncertainty prevails....
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rawr_ima_monster:
uh, oh, you did something poopy?
-unintenional or intentional, you can still beat me up as long as you're sensitive. I do a lot of stuff unintentionally that seems to get me in trouble, but I finally did something intentionally that got me in trouble and it isn't as satisfying as it seemd like it would be. I mean I got to tell alot of other people "well blah blah blah, I don't give a shit and I'm right and so there blah!" but ultimately I still feel bad and awkward, I just got to know why I feel that way.
Dave
jurasic:
Maybe you use your email more...I will wait forever for a response from you but ohwell...It's been hard but I'm hanging in there...Your hat in the profile pic reminds me of one my mother had when I was very young...Quite stylin~

Friday Jun 06, 2003

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alice just got into a little fender bender. i'm okay and the other guy and his car are okay. but now that i am home, i don't want to drive my car anywhere for the rest of the day. we didn't exchange insurance info cuz there wasn't any real damage.

but to cheer me up, give me some movie recommendations that i can add to...
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tabarin:
Not to trivialize anything, but it seems like 20% of the posts I read involve car accidents, makes me wonder.

Hm, I think you should ask Ruby about dirty songs wink she seems to have a list.
methoxy:
Anything by Royksopp is dirty...just ask maxx smile
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