Well, it's good to know that I can go buy honor at the store. Everyone who said you could will surely die without it. Gosh, you guys.
The math project I was going to work on this summer for extra cash got cancelled. That blows. I was really stoked to do it, too.
In other news, I have discovered Chris Cornell's solo album after misplacing...
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The math project I was going to work on this summer for extra cash got cancelled. That blows. I was really stoked to do it, too.
In other news, I have discovered Chris Cornell's solo album after misplacing...
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I fired an actual gun today for the first time. It was rad. I shot this one that was like a gun that James Bond would use. I think I may have enjoyed myself too much, but I don't think I enjoyed myself as the guys down at the end recklessly unloading their .45s into the human-lookin' targets. It was a very good time, and...
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lil_tuffy:
I went to a gun range in Vegas about two weeks after 9/11. The only target they would let anyone use was one of Bin Laden.
My friend had never fired a gun before and wouldn't follow my advice to start with something small. She went straight for the Dirty Harry hip bazooka. I warned her about the recoil but she wouldn't listen and she whacked herself square in the forehead.
:tuffy:
My friend had never fired a gun before and wouldn't follow my advice to start with something small. She went straight for the Dirty Harry hip bazooka. I warned her about the recoil but she wouldn't listen and she whacked herself square in the forehead.
:tuffy:
inhaler97:
God bless america and the right to bear arms...
I once did a site for this guy who rents weapons for movies, plays TV, what have you.
He had this HUGE Vault With more than 500 guns, Bazookas, Garrot wire, Armor... It was quite the site.
I once did a site for this guy who rents weapons for movies, plays TV, what have you.
He had this HUGE Vault With more than 500 guns, Bazookas, Garrot wire, Armor... It was quite the site.
I want to tell the weirdos to stop sending me emails, but they're so entertaining!
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drbensina:
Can you forward a few to me? My entertainment has been lacking as of late.
Unless I'm one of the weirdos. I hope I'm not. And yet, at the same time, I hope I am. I'm a conflicted boy.
Unless I'm one of the weirdos. I hope I'm not. And yet, at the same time, I hope I am. I'm a conflicted boy.
catdad:
You should post a "Best of" thread on the boards sometime, so we can all enjoy.
I want to tell the weirdos to stop sending me emails, but they're so entertaining!
stubertmcfly:
post some of the gems
Why do I post drunk? It is silly, and a waste.
When I eat grapes, I think of Jack the Ripper.
http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov
When I eat grapes, I think of Jack the Ripper.
http://stream.qtv.apple.com/qtv/videoc/http/benn001/benn001_http_300_ref.mov
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rose:
Posting drunk sometimes is the only way to go when you haven't the slightest clue as to how much inoformation you should share with the public about yourself hehe. Was nice meeting you this afternoon I hope you don't feel the way I did this morning tomarow 
Ta. ROse
Ta. ROse
quinne:
i love grapes
voilent murders - not so much
voilent murders - not so much
I'm drunk and mad sexy. We're having a cocktail party. Tasty hors d'ouv... shit, my spelling be failin' me.
Max doesn't love me. Maxx loves me. What gives?
I hate spam. I don't need a bigger penis or a home loan.
Chocolate cake is a good drink. mmmmm.
it's hot in here.
I type pretty good for drunk girl.
why do I enter journal when...
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Max doesn't love me. Maxx loves me. What gives?
I hate spam. I don't need a bigger penis or a home loan.
Chocolate cake is a good drink. mmmmm.
it's hot in here.
I type pretty good for drunk girl.
why do I enter journal when...
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drbensina:
I know I can't type that well when drunk.
I also hate spam. And Spam. Both suck.
And you're always mad sexy. That's just a given.
I also hate spam. And Spam. Both suck.
And you're always mad sexy. That's just a given.
bridgetwnpeddler:
Oh man, spam is the scourge of my existence. Hate the stuff..
I have found the best client/spam filter that I have ever seen. It is about 90% + effective... but it only works if you use Outlook as your email client.
I have found the best client/spam filter that I have ever seen. It is about 90% + effective... but it only works if you use Outlook as your email client.
I did a shoot with Hypnox last night for the Valar Project. It was a nice time, but the banana was a little underripe and tasted kinda weird with the guacamole chips. It sorta made me sick.
Ow, my eye.
Ow, my eye.
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anonymouse:
I am wearing an eye patch right now. Arrr! I have no depth perception! I should probably take it off if I have to drive somewhere. But then I could put it back on if someone wanted to make me watch Jaws 3-D. Eye patches are so useful.
oipthestampede:
i really just wanted to know about math...and you had to make it personal. *sigh*
It's easier to drown in booze than in tears. Beer comes in pints, tears come one at a time.
I read the a lot of the writings of the Marquis de Sade at a young age. I was in high school when I read the majority of Juliette, the first thing I read; my mom knew I was reading it and hardly said a word,...
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I read the a lot of the writings of the Marquis de Sade at a young age. I was in high school when I read the majority of Juliette, the first thing I read; my mom knew I was reading it and hardly said a word,...
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thecowboy:
...go get 'em sista...
dogslife:
You are the weirdo.
We're all weird if we're honest.
I've only got two days left on the site and before I grey out I wanted to tell you that your posts and journal entries make me laugh, think, and feel, usually all at once.
We're all weird if we're honest.
I've only got two days left on the site and before I grey out I wanted to tell you that your posts and journal entries make me laugh, think, and feel, usually all at once.
So after I showed my brother the site about Roy Orbison in cling film he decided to write some fiction of his own. I will present it to you now.
"After the acid bath has removed your skin, the only way I can think of to retain all your bodily fluids is to wrap you entirely in cling-film," I offer, adopting a generous tone. "I...
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"After the acid bath has removed your skin, the only way I can think of to retain all your bodily fluids is to wrap you entirely in cling-film," I offer, adopting a generous tone. "I...
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louise:
dude, you got two 'i love you's from SGs. i think that makes you, like, Super Stud Supreme.
velvetkither:
reminds me of a turtle with no shell, who only wishes to be a bird, cause they dont need one.
It has been brought to my attention that California law does not prohibit sexual contact with a corpse. I'm not sure about more than one corpse at once, though.
Well, now you know where you can find me later.
Well, now you know where you can find me later.
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mei:
in high school, once i told a bunch of people about a sci-fi story about necrophilia called "tell me all about yourself." it's really interesting - it's about the communication aspect of sex. people thought i was weird. really weird.
stubertmcfly:
hopefully exceeding the corpse limit. al sandwich!
YES GRENDEL SET.
Because Hrothgar is a SEXY NAME. and we could wear lots of jewelry, 'cause they were a ring-giving culture. I will start taking hormones now, so as to have a proper matted furry look when the time comes.