So about last night... I didn't mean it, baby, it was the booze... the booze...
Okay, our couch's turn to spin the bottle. Our couch has to kiss... our couch!! YAY!!! Hottest couch ever. You guys totally missed the party, by the way. Pinkisux, kasia, dunx, Maximillian, Flux, Rob, Adam, Katie... hottest party ever, I promise. I had to look...
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Okay, our couch's turn to spin the bottle. Our couch has to kiss... our couch!! YAY!!! Hottest couch ever. You guys totally missed the party, by the way. Pinkisux, kasia, dunx, Maximillian, Flux, Rob, Adam, Katie... hottest party ever, I promise. I had to look...
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dereknobbs:
Damn, your waist and hips are amazing!!! What an inspiration for my art!
freckle:
what do you use for waist cinching? specifically.
Well, Maximillian got in today. He brought me wonderment in a hairdye bottle, and I don't think I thanked him well enough. I LOVE YOU, MAX. Me an' him an' dunx an' kasia an' some other peoples I don't know so well ('cept rob, he rocks) ate dinner and then went to the ciuch room where we got blitzed by 8 and went home. At...
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dbmats:
My god. Steak.
imagoldfish:
all the above commentors who thought steak was the coolest thing about that entry - stop pretending, you know you're jealous. and not about the steak.
I drank whiskey with dunx and Doug last night. When I woke up, I had "good eats here" and arrows pointing to my crotch written on the insides of my thighs. Luckily I remember this happening. Also, my shirt was on inside out. Dunx's profile pic is a testament to our drunkenness. I can't believe I made it back here with my slippers still on....
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sparkle:
i like you with darker hair...meow!
sterlingsteele:
glad you liked the glasses...i love your sets, and you are now my fav sg. i kick myself for moving away from portland...
[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 11:25PM]
[Edited on Jan 16, 2004 11:25PM]
Okay, that last journal entry was all fine and good, but now I have to tell you all what my friend Kelly has to say about the president (adapted from ICQ for easier reading):
He is really a fucking bumbling idiot. In the whole speach I don't think he ever got through two sentences in a row without butchering the pronounciation of a word. I...
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He is really a fucking bumbling idiot. In the whole speach I don't think he ever got through two sentences in a row without butchering the pronounciation of a word. I...
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beledi:
that's brilliant. you kick ass Al. 
dragonspikez:
your profile I must say is the most amazing thing ive ever read I mean wow I think im in love 
lol
lolSo last night I hung out with kasia and dunx and... fuck, I know there were... oh yeah, katie and brenden. I'd gotten a bunch of my blood taken at the hospital earlier in the day and then drank a lot of beer. We watched a movie and played nintendo (or nintunto as it liked to call itself when it wasn't working... timu up! game...
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purephase:
I'd like to think that drunken, confused answering machine messages will be the gospel's of the future.
They're hard to decypher, offer vague pieces of information that may or may not have something to do with a relevant topic, and are highly open to interpretation.
Also, with the advent of tape (and more advanced recording devices) it will be a lot easier to replicate the damn things and spread the word (err.. gospel).
They're hard to decypher, offer vague pieces of information that may or may not have something to do with a relevant topic, and are highly open to interpretation.
Also, with the advent of tape (and more advanced recording devices) it will be a lot easier to replicate the damn things and spread the word (err.. gospel).
mingbahk:
In grad school you can't drink yourself into a coma so often -- your adviser knows. You don't tell him, but he knows.
speaking of answering machines:
"Ryan Adams Whining Into Jim DeRogatis' Answering Machine"
http://homepage.mac.com/phantroll/.cv/phantroll/Public/ryanadamswhine.mp3-link.mp3
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speaking of answering machines:
"Ryan Adams Whining Into Jim DeRogatis' Answering Machine"
http://homepage.mac.com/phantroll/.cv/phantroll/Public/ryanadamswhine.mp3-link.mp3
[Edited on Jan 15, 2004 9:44PM]
I've noticed that males between the ages of 18 and 24 are tending to prefer females on the more... "slender" side these days. Really skinny girls, small tits, small hips, real boy-like. Lots of ribs. It makes me feel old fashioned, like I'm a thing of the past, covered in dust and long forgotten.
I think I'll go to bed now. Beers makes mes tireds....
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I think I'll go to bed now. Beers makes mes tireds....
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tawnya:
i should have known you'd get a kick out of it. had i been thinking i would have titled the thread "hey al, look at this!" but really, hey al, look at this one!
tawnya:
"sexylittlegirl: I kneel over you and lift my skirt above your face...
hotbod960: yess
sexylittlegirl: I whip out my 10-inch cock and smack you in the face with it. *WHAP!* "Yeah, bitch, you like that, don't you?!" I ram my shaft into your mouth."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hotbod960: yess
sexylittlegirl: I whip out my 10-inch cock and smack you in the face with it. *WHAP!* "Yeah, bitch, you like that, don't you?!" I ram my shaft into your mouth."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I need a shower. I got back to PDX last night and I need to wash my sheets but I need one more quarter. Food. Need food.
Must clean room.
Must clean room.
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tommyk104:
i'm with GTX on that one.
-tommy
-tommy
kel:
The last quarter necessary to do a complete wash. The tale is the same across the world. So tragic...
Okay, okay... there's a possibility that if you are a man you might not be a disgusting pig, but a prerequisite for this is being Cool and Tough, and I also have to be especially Easy and Fun. In this case said man is only a pig.
I finally made it to the archives yesterday. Ol' TJ sure botched his signature on the declaration of...
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punknitemike:
i'll be yr footstool / beverage holder!
what are the perks & does it pay well???
anyways, just wanted to stop by & say that yr strong rad set is one of the best i've seen. and its been here right under my nose the whole time & i didnt even realize it. the only reason i found out about it cause i was posting in a thread about pigtails, and someone posted one of yr pics from that set w/ you in pigtails & glasses. i fell in love! so i just wanted to say thanks for one of the best sets ive seen on the site.
what are the perks & does it pay well???
anyways, just wanted to stop by & say that yr strong rad set is one of the best i've seen. and its been here right under my nose the whole time & i didnt even realize it. the only reason i found out about it cause i was posting in a thread about pigtails, and someone posted one of yr pics from that set w/ you in pigtails & glasses. i fell in love! so i just wanted to say thanks for one of the best sets ive seen on the site.
lemonkid:
I just bought the Seamus Heaney translation of Beowulf, I've yet to read it, though I've read other translations.. oh and I quoted this for Flux awhile back.. the be all and end all of spies..
Muckraker
Well I know this girl, shes got the shifty eyes
She wears a long great coat, shes like a Nazi spy
She knows some mean mean tricks, shes going to make you cry.
She took a correspondence course from the FBI
Got a .38 special ever since she was three
Her daddy bought and tuned her from the KGB
Shes mean, so clean, shes tough and shes terse
Shes wears a panther claw bracelet and had it blessed with a curse
Shes so strange,
I think shes deranged, you know?
Just a muckraker
Just a heartbreaker
Such a brain crater
Just a man hater
Well you know her parents are so rich,
You know they gave her the best
Spent her summer vacations with the O.S.S.
Has a secret headquarters on the banks of the roar
Well over her bed shes got a bust of der Fuhrer
now you try to hide high , you try to hide low
well shes gonna get ya, no matter where you go
and you cant win at the game she plays
shes got more connections than the CIA
she so strange, but I love her that way, you know?
Muckraker
Well I know this girl, shes got the shifty eyes
She wears a long great coat, shes like a Nazi spy
She knows some mean mean tricks, shes going to make you cry.
She took a correspondence course from the FBI
Got a .38 special ever since she was three
Her daddy bought and tuned her from the KGB
Shes mean, so clean, shes tough and shes terse
Shes wears a panther claw bracelet and had it blessed with a curse
Shes so strange,
I think shes deranged, you know?
Just a muckraker
Just a heartbreaker
Such a brain crater
Just a man hater
Well you know her parents are so rich,
You know they gave her the best
Spent her summer vacations with the O.S.S.
Has a secret headquarters on the banks of the roar
Well over her bed shes got a bust of der Fuhrer
now you try to hide high , you try to hide low
well shes gonna get ya, no matter where you go
and you cant win at the game she plays
shes got more connections than the CIA
she so strange, but I love her that way, you know?
Men are such horrible, disgusting pigs. I think I will give them up. Later, guys.
Update: It's fucking cold in here, and I need a drink.
Update: Telling people ghosts aren't real is my new favorite thing.
Update: It's fucking cold in here, and I need a drink.
Update: Telling people ghosts aren't real is my new favorite thing.
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jv:
What is wrong with men, you've just met the wrong ones.
Response: Cold here to!!
Response: What do you mean ghosts aren't real... You sure??
Response: Cold here to!!
Response: What do you mean ghosts aren't real... You sure??
thesixx:
Don't hate us all. Some are not like the others. 
I went out with Kasia and her parents this evening. We saw Big Fish. I liked it because I like tall tales and good story tellers are hard to find. Then we ate thai food. SO TASTY. Her parents are rad. I'm sad because she's leaving tomorrow and we didn't get to go to a bar and get embarrassingly drunk. I suppose that's best saved...
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joshbob:
It's had to know who you are some times. BIG HUG
hellynn:
I look at your set Habit all the time and I still cant get over how much you fucking ROCK