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my horoscope today:

"you can use your mind to capture any audience you have today. new partnerships can form if you meet someone equally imaginative."

any particularly imaginative readers want to be abra's captive?
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danika:
I'ts so weird, I don't really recognize anyone from here. I guess I will now miao!!
itsalivemedia:
If you like the stuff I am sending you, let me know. I see you are a Sidney Bichet fan. Maybe I'll make you a jazz CDR that has nothing but Bud Powell, Cannonball Adderley, Coltrane, Mingus, Chet Baker and the like.

Oh and there is a Bessie Smith (with Louis Armstron/King Oliver ) track on your new CDR.....

...oh and I am already captived. I was WAY early on the ABRA train. "All aboard for Captivation City.....stopping at The Apartment, Doug Martsch, Bud Cort and Abra station!"
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insomnia

the moon in the bureau mirror
looks out a million miles
(and perhaps with pride, at herself,
but she never, never smiles)
far and away beyond sleep, or
perhaps she's a daytime sleeper.

by the universe deserted,
she'd tell it to go to hell,
and she'd find a body of water,
or a mirror, on which to dwell.
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alyssum:
That's such a beautiful poem! I'm haunted by glimpses of my true state of mind, that I can't quite understand.
Definitely we gotta hook up next time I come to town! Hopefully next time I come back it won't be so last-minute-y too, so I can actually give people more notice.

[Edited on Dec 09, 2003 9:15AM]
fucko_fuckington:
the thought of losing everything and the ghost of christmas past.
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"why don't you come up sometime, see me?"

why can't i be more like mae west? why can't men be more like cary grant?

and why can't my fucking papers write themselves?
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irishsteele999:
love you're the bee's knees, but you knew that already wink
tjaden:
got any pointers on how to knock 'em dead, miss new-kickass-job?
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sunday. raining. drinking tea. avoiding writing a paper. watching the rain...

edited to add: the sun's coming out. my spirits are lifting. beautiful things can come at the most painful of times.
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galvagin:
Avoiding writing is a noble task. I'm avoiding grading - I wish more of my students did more of what you're doing (they never believe me when I tell them I'm going to flunk them automatically if they turn in their papers).

Here's to hoping you're feeling better soon, though. I'd say, rejoice! the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for... but I'm about to go open the NYT after writing this, and I bet it'd prove me a liar.
thecowboy:
painful times, huh?..must be a dude..i can hear it in your voice almost..
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i just have a few things to say:

1) i was this guy's babysitter:
DavidAnders (thanks toCherie for finding this for me)

2) i'm Lacey's girlfriend

3) i got a cool job

4) orange pieces are called piggies!!!!!

5) i'm drunk.

that's it for now. cheers all --
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silvermchic:
sorry it takes me forever to get back. finals suck like that. yes i have a silver hoop in it right now but it started doing weird stuff like being swollen in the morning so i switch from the labret thing and the hoop back and forworth.

so are you gonna get it? have you? you look super cute now but i am sure you will look super cute pierced to. i will put some better pics up soon with the different stuff in and let you know.

good luck.
tanar:
I don't think I said sections. Piggies? OK.

I wish I could get drunk.

Thanks.
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there seems to be a bit of confusion about this, so i wanted to clear things up for you all. the separate pieces of oranges are actually called "piggies." fuck the department of agriculture; i have always called them piggies. i'm a graduate student in english and i know these things.

thank you. i'm glad we're agreed now.

oink oink oink

p.s. yay for me! i got the...
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crimson_homicide:
you know, the word 'twit' actually means 'pregnant goldfish.'

and, more commonly known, 'dork' means 'a whale's penis.'

yes... i am the random facts guy.

maybe now you will use these insults more often, being that they have such cool real meanings. oh yes.

hah.

love gavin.
~xoxo.
tallboy77:
pbr on tap with you over might be dangerous.....
but i wouldn't complain.
you got valentines day, i got the same as lincoln. the two best days in february.
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does anyone else say "rabbit rabbit" on the first day of the month? for some reason i believe i will have bad luck for the whole month unless i say "rabbit rabbit" first thing in the morning on the first day of the month. where did i get this? am i crazy?

p.s. and what do you call the little pieces of oranges?
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suicidesmitty:
bum food.
suicidesmitty:
no.

PIGGIE
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thank you to all who submitted squirrel names. and a big thank you to the lovely and talented itsalivemedia, who made me a cdr to die for.
and thank you to SteveRetread, for the package i'm still waiting for!
and thank you to Tjaden, just because.

i haven't seen the squirrels in a couple days. i threw some burnt pancakes on the...
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damaja:
Jeez, if you came out of a birthday cake naked, I would celebrate my birthday once a month! love
itsalivemedia:
If I come visit a girl in PDX...are you that far from me?
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happy anniversary to my parents -- not that they'll ever see this, of course. they got married at a shotgun wedding in lake tahoe by a man named reverend love. i was born about two and a half months later...

in other news, i have two pet grey squirrels! (well, they come to my window and i throw stale bread to them.) one is big...
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tadzi:
FOAMY!! YOU MUST NAME ONE FOAMY!!

if theres any questions as to why, go here. and youll understand
itsalivemedia:
TomJerry
Frick/Frack
Billy/IL
Jack/Shirley
Cock/Balls
Bobby/Whitney

Did you ever see My First Mister?
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"There is much unsaid, though the edges of the said
so long and so
perversely have attracted me...."

-heather mchugh

here's to perverse attractions, and to the unsaid.

last night i slept soundly with my fat black dog on my feet. happy abra.

happy thanksgiving to everyone --

xoxo
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itsalivemedia:
You will soon have mail......indeed.
tjaden:
hi.

blush