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So I am hosting this here Pre Prom Meet n Greet at San Francisco's venerable Phone Booth. Probably, if more than 5 people show up, it will get too crowded and we'll have to go somewhere else. Because the Phone Booth is wee. I had it in my head that not that many...
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So I am hosting this here Pre Prom Meet n Greet at San Francisco's venerable Phone Booth. Probably, if more than 5 people show up, it will get too crowded and we'll have to go somewhere else. Because the Phone Booth is wee. I had it in my head that not that many...
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opticnerve:
Ah, San Francisco, you have all the fun.
starphire:
I'm kinda busayyy!!!!!
I just made cut-offs for summer.
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shal:
In 2006, I was fat, had bad hair, and terrible taste in clothes. I'm attempting to outgrow all these things. 
(thank you
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(thank you
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cosi:
Nothing better than a good pair of cutoffs.
I'm starting to get sad that I wont be there this weekend. Drink one for me, I'll be freezing my butt off in Portland.
I'm starting to get sad that I wont be there this weekend. Drink one for me, I'll be freezing my butt off in Portland.
I'm thinking about shooting a new set. All I can think about lately is high heels, gold, glitter, hot pink, hairspray, and sequins.
I spent my morning finding neon spray paint and shadow boxes. What did you do today?
I spent my morning finding neon spray paint and shadow boxes. What did you do today?
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bexi:
Was so great meeting you. Thanks for everything! 
asbo:
Totally unrelated to your Blog, I know, but I love your white hair colour! I really would like to have the same but I am really worried that if I try it all my hair will fall out! Have you any tips on the subject?
ADVENTURES IN BEAUROCRACY
PART ONE
A month or two ago I did the two following apparently disastrous things
-my bill pay payment to Credit Card A had still not processed 2 days before the due date, even though I sent the payment two weeks before the due date. Even though I paid it online, Bank B had to send Credit Card A a physical check...
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PART ONE
A month or two ago I did the two following apparently disastrous things
-my bill pay payment to Credit Card A had still not processed 2 days before the due date, even though I sent the payment two weeks before the due date. Even though I paid it online, Bank B had to send Credit Card A a physical check...
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annika:
That is a very good question. Definitely a distinct possibility.
Also, motherfucking sons of bitches at banks can suck so many fucks.
Also, motherfucking sons of bitches at banks can suck so many fucks.
freakpirate:
In what world is that kind of bizarre. ass backwards bureaucracy a good idea? None of that makes any sense to me.
My short story "Kites" will be published on Cell Stories on April 16th. Mark your calendars, pornofriends!
Also, it appears that I have two other short stories that I need to submit to various places. I want to try West Coast lit journals first. Now that I'm unemployed I might also start volunteering at some lit journals. Can't hurt!!
Also, it appears that I have two other short stories that I need to submit to various places. I want to try West Coast lit journals first. Now that I'm unemployed I might also start volunteering at some lit journals. Can't hurt!!
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turbulence:
cool! i remember the story
opticnerve:
Thanks. Enough about me.
I'm sorry the Yelp thing hasn't worked out yet for you. Sadly, I'm no longer friends with my Yelp contact, so I don't have any more info for you. I'll keep an eye out for jobs in Marin for you. George Lucas has a studio in Marin, and I have friends there.
I'm sorry the Yelp thing hasn't worked out yet for you. Sadly, I'm no longer friends with my Yelp contact, so I don't have any more info for you. I'll keep an eye out for jobs in Marin for you. George Lucas has a studio in Marin, and I have friends there.
Some observations about being a driver instead of a pedestrian:
I keep getting semi-lost because when I was a pedestrian I could whip out my phone and check the map while I was moving. You can't do that when you're driving, so I find myself making a lot of U-turns and attempting to go around a lot of weirdly shaped blocks in Marin, which by...
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I keep getting semi-lost because when I was a pedestrian I could whip out my phone and check the map while I was moving. You can't do that when you're driving, so I find myself making a lot of U-turns and attempting to go around a lot of weirdly shaped blocks in Marin, which by...
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mistersatan:
That's right, you dirty whore. LOVE that shit.
pointblank:
I made the switch from pedestrian to driver recently and it is such a crazy change. The going-to-the-bar thing is the worst.
Dear eyeballs, thanks for being wonky. I was just cruising 1800contacts.com and contacts for people with astigmatism are like twice as much as people with regular-shaped but sadly incompetent eyeballs. I've never checked on the comparative price of my contacts before, because I haven't bought any since I first got my prescription 4 years ago (holy shit).
Now that I am running out, I will...
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Now that I am running out, I will...
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jena:
P.S. I also have another Thistle thing to mail you. Let me hold shit down a while before I mail it!
mrginger:
I kinda live in San Rafael.
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turbulence:
Danke vielmals!
silversurfer:
Let me know if you want any help with Wikipedia. You seem to be doing just fine, but if you have any questions I might be able to answer them.
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jane_m:
haha, no, not mine. it's teresa's new cat.
also, sf sat night. not sure where i'll be yet, but i'll give you a text.
also, sf sat night. not sure where i'll be yet, but i'll give you a text.
jane_m:
I know, he's soooo Winston-y, I'm going to kidnap him and smuggle him on my flight home.
No new pictures yet. I miss American accents, California, drip coffee, free wireless, our dog, the Golden Gate Bridge, our bed, our perfect little life at home. But I love adventuring with him in this parallel universe. Every day I wake up and can't remember where I am. He doesn't change, he doesn't surprise me, and that is the best thing ever. I know him....
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luella_deville:
I love how you describe Australia as a homocidal continent
I'm from Brisbane, living in California, and you hit the nail right on the head with the difference between US and Aus tv and censorship. It drives me bloody mad, I miss Aus tv. But not the spiders!
I hope you're enjoying my home country
I'm from Brisbane, living in California, and you hit the nail right on the head with the difference between US and Aus tv and censorship. It drives me bloody mad, I miss Aus tv. But not the spiders!
I hope you're enjoying my home country
mistersatan:
Not quite sure yet- I'm leaning toward chemistry, engineering, or some kind of combination of the two.
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lil_tuffy:
It starts today. She has been such a ranging asshole it's been amazing. But I am now typing from my new bedroom.
mistersatan:
Thanks, doll. I'll get there eventually.
I hope!
I hope!
Tomorrow we are flying to Sydney. I am freaking out a little bit. I am really excited but I feel like I'm forgetting something. I'm excited to meet up with SGAU people and to see Bondi and the Gold Coast and stuff.
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platypuz:
Was cool to meet you guys ever so breifly then other week,enjoy the rest of your stay.