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Things I've done today:

took off my socks
coughed up phlegm into a cup to see how much I could accumulate
got grossed out after awhile and got rid of said phlegm
ate pudding
spent entirely too much time on myspace trying to "pimp" my page
and failing miserably at it
smoked two cigarettes
ate yogurt
drank sparkiling cider straight from the bottle
peed a...
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idais31:
YAAA SOCKS!!
YAAA PUDDIN!!!
YAAA YOGURT!!!
YAAA LASAGNA!!!!
YAAA WEDGIE GIVING,
no yaaa phlem.
ya,im sick too,im feeling waaaay too goofy,
but,YAAAAAAAA YAGER!!!!!!!!
ARRR!!!
mistersatan:
Well, what does that say about the rest of you? tongue
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Since I've been sick and virtually unable to talk...I've been stuck inside my head and thus a new journal entry arrives in only a matter of hours.

Technology and Dating: FUCKING SUCKS!!

Now, I've only come to this conclusion after a month of "dating" my air hockey champion, but I think that I'm right on in this department.

Thinking that technology makes dating easier is...
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sydni:
well that didn't work. fuck
it_thing_hard_on:
Oh who are you kidding, you overthink things even when you're not sick. You need to just relax, take a step back, and try to get some perspective on the situation. And I know what I'm talking about. I'm the same way. wink
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I remember when I used to have to have all of those glossy magazines...

cosmo
vogue
W
paper
nylon

countless magazines....I thought they allowed me to dream. And I was so wrong...I was so swept up in commercialism that I didn't even know what I liked anymore. My closet was a bad eclectic mess, mornings getting ready were agonizing, seeing as I had absolutely no...
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paulnikon:
Good.
samling:
well, i think that you should still have them in your life, because you'll learn something.

i told you a long time ago who you're going to end up with and when.

each person that touches your heart, does so for good reason.
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it seems that things with the air hockey champion are good right now....
he's a turbo lover, and he even met the fam yesterday at my moms tamale making party, margaritas and all!
We spent cigarette breaks finding out what we could get away with on the front porch...it was like being 16 all over again.

my only bad news is I have strep throat...
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thedarkness:
Come on girl, you know you're still our favorite.
smuffy:
sometimes sleeping aids backfire.
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boys still kinda suck.

tell me something that kinda doesn't.
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smuffy:
is your new boyfriend already not working out?
syncope:
The Seahawks, they kinda don't suck.
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me: you were acting all funny...what up?
him: what do you mean?
me: you got all quiet and didn't say shit...
him: I'm not ready for love for awhile
me: who said shit about that? I'm not even you're girlfriend...
him: I know...i have fun with you and I like you...
me: so....
him: it's the way you look at me
me: how do you...
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samling:
i'm sorry i forgot to call you back. you can spank me later.
samling:
of course! i'll even let you choose the paddle.
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him: I'm not ready for the love thing yet
me: I'm not either dude, what has made you act so wierd about all this? I'm not even your girlfriend at this point
him: I know....

(silence)

me: well spit it out...
him: it's just the way you look at me sometimes....
me: how do you want me to look? You want me to kick you...
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I like a man.
I dont want to.
he is funny, he is quiet
it's been almost a month
all our friends like eachother
His friends like me and visa versa
we spend time together
he makes me think
makes me want to impress him
makes me want to ask silly insecure questions
touches me like silk
never asks me questions
confuses my ego
I...
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paulnikon:
Crazy.
it_thing_hard_on:
You are silly. Quit being so neurotic and just go with it for chrissakes. tongue
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it's fucking snowing here. Snowing so much where I work that I can't get home a few miles and a bridge away. I want to stab my eyes out. I was snowed in yesterday too.

fuck.

fuck.

I just want a new shirt and underwear. is that too much to ask?

xoxo
Sydni
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jj_r0x0rz:
man snow is kewl bt not when it fuckes up your daily routine
smuffy:
man we haven't even gotten snow here and it's new england!
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avafalls:
Fuck yeah man! Screw it..if we get kicked off for speaking our minds then everything we believed in on here was a shame!
smuffy:
I love karaoke so much. that's awesome.
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Oh. my. freaking. god.

mac book. me. orgasm.

means I'm back biatches!

in the past couple months I have:

1. had my car totalled by a motherfucker
2. had to take the bus everywhere.
3. broke up with said motherfucker
4. stayed single for two months and fucked girls and said fuck you to boys
5. performed a shit load
6. came up with new...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Well, look who it is.

tongue
desdenova:
Sorry. I am the air hockey champion of the universe. And we aren't dating.

But I WILL see you next thursday.