MFC!

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Come hang out in my chat and watch me fail at pole tricks!

http://www.myfreecams.com/#Smurfasaur

Performing tonight! North Jersey area!

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Also I did some things... and some stuff....

If any of you want to make it I'm performing burlesquey things at Hells Kitchen lounge in North Jersey!

https://www.facebook.com/events/415232588605002

Door donations go to Autism Speaks!

Also I shot a new SG set with @scottsmallin last week! yay for hula hoops in the outside! I laid in snow and it was
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robertbluesman:

wwwwwwwwow! they are some damn fab b/w's! that last one hauled anchor ;)  re: pasties: kitties rule <3

smurfasaur:

haha!  buy some cats! 

Crafty blog!

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YAY I did a thing! I made a new craft performance art blog via tumblr! You can even submit your own work! I need help promoting it :) pretty please! It's the same name as my etsy account so I'm running this blog now to help out with etsy sales, and also post inspiration for crafty things and performance ideas for other people! Post...
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alexander_pink:

im like ya this how we represent from philly we got the hotties and the proof is in ur photos

lazarus_:

yayyyyy

Saturday

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Someone help me I went to the feed thing and I can't do it I'm very confused... I think I'm typing on peoples things because I have no idea how to do any of this... why can't I have it look like the old site?

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ink_waves_life:

@smurfasaur click on the SG logo, that is like the old home page. 

smurfasaur:

ooo thanks!

So... I found a ton of new and some very old photos of me!

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Holy shit... Like some old shit! Also some new shit from the past year that I missed somehow! yay! I will post a few here but most will go to my tumblr! So follow me on there because for some reason this gets all messed up if I try and dump photos!

VVVV...tumblr...VVV

Click me for Cats Memes and TITTIES!

For cropped safe...
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smurfasaur:

ask away! :D

hockeyguy13:

What's comic crypt New Jersey and why have I never heard of it?

weekend

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I make clown cats now!

I can not believe Christmas is in one week... I hate Christmas the only thing good is that I see 84760827872 doctor who gifs of "I'm going to be killed by a christmas tree" and "no I shant, its Christmas" they are amazing. My house needs a family photo... its going to be ridiculous

But I guess I did
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legman:

cute!

smurfasaur:

They will be up on my storenvy soon!

Awesome stuff happened

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I went to go see Black Heart Burlesque! It was awesome, most of my photos didn't turn out because I was far away and I just got a new phone so I'm not super familiar with the camera yet, should have brought the DSLR wa wa waaaa.

I also got to go see Alkaline Trio last week! They are one of my all
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lua:

I didn't know you were there! :( we were in the front the entire time wah

smurfasaur:

awww noooo

Halloween!

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How was Halloween for everyone?! Halloween is the best, the best ever! Post your pictures below! I wanna see! We did a peter pan group!


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smurfasaur:

it was awesome

boogeyman930:

RU FI OOOOO! :)

Friday

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I'm about to be online on MFC! Come chat with me and keep me company!

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boogeyman930:

Wowwwww O_O

smurfasaur:

TITTIES!!!

I don't like change!

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Change... Change happened... I can't figure out this site anymore... I'm so confused

BUT I leave for Memphis tonight! If anyone is around for the Memphis tattoo convention stop by my booth and say hi and check out our show!

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smurfasaur:

me too this is just a mess... i don't know where anything is

lord_renob:

Trust me, the more you fiddle with it the funner it gets....it's amazing how true those words are for so many things in life. ;) lol Seriously though I'm still fumbling around the new site but it gets easier each day.  @};-