I've noticed that I've been smoking a lot lately. I'm going through around a pack and a half a day. This is getting ridiculous. And expensive.
I was having the most incredible cramps earlier today. I thought for sure it was :menstruation: , but nope. Nothing. Hmph.
I fucked up and developed a crush. Dammit. I hate these things and I hope I can make...
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I was having the most incredible cramps earlier today. I thought for sure it was :menstruation: , but nope. Nothing. Hmph.
I fucked up and developed a crush. Dammit. I hate these things and I hope I can make...
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I got lit on fire by a Domina.
I'd been flirting with her about it for a couple weeks. I'd previously let her tie me up in an intricate harness and prance me around. Then she mentioned fire play and I got curious about it. But, I was scared. I mean, fuck. It's fire!!
Finally, she grabs me, pins my arms behind my back, throws...
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I'd been flirting with her about it for a couple weeks. I'd previously let her tie me up in an intricate harness and prance me around. Then she mentioned fire play and I got curious about it. But, I was scared. I mean, fuck. It's fire!!
Finally, she grabs me, pins my arms behind my back, throws...
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todd31:
I'd take you out to dinner but it won't be till this time next year so you better find something till then or you will definately starve 
k_lyric:
long time sweetie.... I have missed you!!
Tiger. Grrrr....
I stayed out last night. Each time I leave my baby for extended periods I come home to a mess. Upon walking in the door I found a roll of paper towels shredded and scattered about the kitchen(ette) and living room. He has also taken to standing in the corner of my bedroom and mewing as if he's injured or dying. What a...
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I stayed out last night. Each time I leave my baby for extended periods I come home to a mess. Upon walking in the door I found a roll of paper towels shredded and scattered about the kitchen(ette) and living room. He has also taken to standing in the corner of my bedroom and mewing as if he's injured or dying. What a...
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jj_r0x0rz:
so when are we doing this thing where we hang out?
so when are we doing this thing where we hang out?
douglasfir:
Ahhh you happy people and your happiness... god bless you!
When I stayed in a friends apartment in Pennsylvania a few years ago (when I went over for Vulgarthon 2002) I was privvy to what cats get up to all day as I basically sat watching old SNL episodes all day whilst my friend was at work. Her cat was basically shredding her clothes, chewing the telephone cord and drinking water out of saucepans all day... three things my friend never knew her cat did before I stayed there! But at least she finally knew why her favorite hoodies where falling apart!
When I stayed in a friends apartment in Pennsylvania a few years ago (when I went over for Vulgarthon 2002) I was privvy to what cats get up to all day as I basically sat watching old SNL episodes all day whilst my friend was at work. Her cat was basically shredding her clothes, chewing the telephone cord and drinking water out of saucepans all day... three things my friend never knew her cat did before I stayed there! But at least she finally knew why her favorite hoodies where falling apart!
Balls.
What a boring fucking day.
I ate chili cheese fries with jalepenos. Mmmmmm.... I know I'm going to wake up in the morning with regret and a tummy-ache!
Chillin with a sixer of beers. I'm so insanely bored right now, if I were the type who watched TV I would go do that. But, since we're talking mindless activities, I'd rather daydream and stare...
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What a boring fucking day.
I ate chili cheese fries with jalepenos. Mmmmmm.... I know I'm going to wake up in the morning with regret and a tummy-ache!
Chillin with a sixer of beers. I'm so insanely bored right now, if I were the type who watched TV I would go do that. But, since we're talking mindless activities, I'd rather daydream and stare...
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accessed:
Did it feel like a 3rd or 4th wheel type of situation?? If so, I can feel what you're saying! Other than that... How're you feelin'..?
tadzi:
im too shy to hang out with people i dont really know.
I am ham. bombshellbetty said, and that makes it so!
Just got back from recording the commentary track on Eon_McKai's latest, Kill Girl Kill 2. It's fucking hot, yo. Seanbaby, look for your shout out. I made sure to do it before I got too drunk.
What else have I been up to... uhmmm.... Heading back to NorCal later this week to get...
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Just got back from recording the commentary track on Eon_McKai's latest, Kill Girl Kill 2. It's fucking hot, yo. Seanbaby, look for your shout out. I made sure to do it before I got too drunk.
What else have I been up to... uhmmm.... Heading back to NorCal later this week to get...
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nikstar44:
i guess .. depends on when you need the poem by / how long you want it to be.
can you email me details ?
freakstorm4 at gmail
can you email me details ?
freakstorm4 at gmail
mariposa:
Oooo...I have to hear you sing. I may take a road trip to cali later on this year. Perhaps we can meet...I'll play the guitar or piano...and you'll sing. Nice.
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todd31:
god I haven't been to the wiskey in so long. I can't wait till next summer
bombshellbetty:
You aresuch a ham! That's one of the things I love about you. 
The bad news is I did not get laid last night. The good news is, I totally could've, but instead got so drunk I could barely sit upright.
Eon_McKai is awesome.
As it happens Kurt Lockwood is a sexy rockstar as well as a talented *cough* actor.
Ron Jeremy looks exactly the same as the first time I saw him four years ago.
Riding in...
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Eon_McKai is awesome.
As it happens Kurt Lockwood is a sexy rockstar as well as a talented *cough* actor.
Ron Jeremy looks exactly the same as the first time I saw him four years ago.
Riding in...
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infinitelykaty:
Hooray! That's the caption that inspired the whole entry. I saw that picture and said "I've got to find a few more I can put funny captions on just so I can post the Olsen twins joke."
AUGH! I so want to go party with you at Metal Skool tomorrow!
Distance is shit.
I <3 you.
AUGH! I so want to go party with you at Metal Skool tomorrow!
Distance is shit.
I <3 you.
tadzi:
dont feel bad, i havent gotten laid in months. course, i also dont really want to.
but thats another story entirely.
but thats another story entirely.
Shit is getting really fucking stupid.
But, I'm totally getting laid tonight. So, there.
But, I'm totally getting laid tonight. So, there.
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bemor187:
Did i see you at Whiskey last night! Did you get laid? Did you go to the la erotica? I was there sat and going now on sunday
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[Edited on Jun 12, 2005 1:45PM]
mike_doughty:
Awwwwwww nice!
lurve,
Radio Lad
lurve,
Radio Lad
Just got home.
I now have in my possession chili cheese fries, a copy of Private Dancer magazine, a rose adorned with baby's breath and a copy of Oral Junkies on DVD.
Fuckin' awesome night!
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver,...
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I now have in my possession chili cheese fries, a copy of Private Dancer magazine, a rose adorned with baby's breath and a copy of Oral Junkies on DVD.
Fuckin' awesome night!
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool
If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver,...
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sexyadventurer:
Hey, I noticed you're watching the Erotica LA event...are you going? I'm going Saturday night.
jeremyscareme:
"All Souls Day" is the name of the film. I hope you get a chance to see it. I hope you are great - i am writing you from a beautiful hotel balcony in Madrid - god bless wireless! Let's catch up soon, shall we?
I dunno what's been up with me the past few days. My appetite is shot. I mean, food sounds good, but then I can't eat it! Like today I was out running errands and was so hungry but could not decide what to eat. Finally I got home and heated some left over pasta. I put one mouth full to chew and felt like I...
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micah:
That's awesome! Since cannibalism is illegal in most countries, I may have to go with the diamond idea instead.
Can you imagine giving the jewelry as a gift?
"Hey darling, this engagement ring didn't belong to my grandmother: it is my grandmother!"
Can you imagine giving the jewelry as a gift?
"Hey darling, this engagement ring didn't belong to my grandmother: it is my grandmother!"
tulipbooty:
i vote for clit diddling
I finally feel better! Yay!
So, the cell phone I lost last week? I found it. In my car. On the floor. I'm a lame ass.
Some great news! My friend Eric's band, Codeseven is on tour! They are hitting up California this month and I get to see them in both L.A. and S.F. Woo! I haven't talk to Eric in ages. He's super...
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So, the cell phone I lost last week? I found it. In my car. On the floor. I'm a lame ass.
Some great news! My friend Eric's band, Codeseven is on tour! They are hitting up California this month and I get to see them in both L.A. and S.F. Woo! I haven't talk to Eric in ages. He's super...
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accessed:
Thank you baby doll..! 
karma:
Holy s**t! 
That life gem thing is insane! I cant believe they can do that now. Who knew.
That life gem thing is insane! I cant believe they can do that now. Who knew.I hope everyone is enjoying their extended holiday weekend, because I AM NOT! 
I'm sick! Waaaah! I hate being sick!
Thursday morning I woke up with a bit of a tickle in my throat and thought, "Ugh, I'll be getting sick, I think". Thursday night I'm getting ready to go out and I get sick just as I'm on my way out the door. Spontaneous...
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I'm sick! Waaaah! I hate being sick!
Thursday morning I woke up with a bit of a tickle in my throat and thought, "Ugh, I'll be getting sick, I think". Thursday night I'm getting ready to go out and I get sick just as I'm on my way out the door. Spontaneous...
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thepirate:
Clear two days and buy a bottle of nyquil. Use the shit out of it.
I got drunk with my sailor buddies because it was fleet week. I don't know where all my money went.
I got drunk with my sailor buddies because it was fleet week. I don't know where all my money went.
accessed:
Dang... Sorry to hear about your recent "ill's" cutie..! If there's anything that I can get you, just ask..! I got ya' back 
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If there's anything that I can get you, just ask..! I got ya' back
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 10:35AM]
just kiss him and that way it will either turn into action or he'll get pissy and turn you off and you won't have to worry bout it no more
you can tell that i come from the school of "open your big fat mouth after a few drinks and make a dick of yourself" !
my friends call me 'subtle' as a nickname
crushes...dont remind me, im doing my best to ignore having one currently.