Stole this from @nebula - it's like those old myspace surveys (remember those, fellow kids?)
Piercings..................... 2
Marriages.................... 0
Divorces...................... 0
Proposals.................... 0
Children....................... 0
Surgeries..................... 1
Shot a gun................... No
Quit a job..................... Yes
100+miles in a car...... Yes quite a few times
Hit a deer.................... No
Zip lining...................... Yes
Cried over someone.... Yes lol I cry a lot