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I'm not good with money, but I'm going to have to go with $10/hr as well. I worked with kids at my tae kwon do studio, assisting classes and making sure they don't get rowdy in the stretching area. The only thing, though, is my last name. My last name totally sounds like "burrito," or "dorito," or any variations thereof. I've grown up since those elementary school days of mine. And I am not above making fun of kids for THEIR names in righteous retaliation.

take what mingusdew said + add that the anecdote about the automatic response is hi-larious.

Where is the stampede? I shot a bunch of fireworks off my self.

How did that tickle fight work?

hi, i know you're from edmonton and i was wondering if you could reccomend a tattoo artist or maybe ask a friend. thanks in advance.

p.s. i bet the stampede fireworks were better than the edmonton canada day ones- 4 minutes! bill smith sucks.

bringer of awesome tech, i salute you.

Well Russia is a bear, so that can't be it. Maybe you're Canadian Geese or you could be Moose. My Bond marathon is back on, gotta go.

i would get a real kick out of pie-ing pythagoras.

happy birthday, lotus!

p.s. looking forward to the next sets . . . but can they possibly be as sexy as the one you have up?

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Religious-ambiguity-day, Hell-day, Second-hell-day, Half-way-though-day, Almost-though-day, lets-get-shit-faced-day, sleep-all-day-day.

Glad to read that you're no longer sick...
Starting with sunday: Brown, Green, Red, Purple, Yellow, Blue, and Black... each color to match my mood...

Where can you find menudo in Canada??? Geeezz... any decent mexican or Filipino eateries around your area??? Well, if not here's a link to a recipe... it's hard to make and it sounds a bit rough and if you're a vegan...it isn't your bowl of soup...
http://www.vivacincodemayo.org/menudo_recipe_1.htm

Uber water and OJ, plus i'd throw in some echinacea in there. V6 or V8's would help too.

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beppo
adj. not secret.
"Careful, dawg, she's beppo."
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although acording to http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm I'm a miniscule disco queen who loves to mount samurais.
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but for ME define myself ...
beppo:
synonym for pervert
pervert:
n : a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior [syn: deviant, deviate, degenerate, beppo] v 1: corrupt morally [syn: corrupt, demoralize, debauch, debase, profane, vitiate, deprave, misdirect]

also, this is the 10:30pmPST mentoning that you are the most perfect, most beautiful woman on the face of the earth (as seen yet so far by beppo).

volkov
adj. owning a police car.
"Frank! That's totally volkov!"

kickass!

*runs around making siren noises*

wooooooooooooooo

title: "the christmas chicken"
story: a chicken, born on christmas, grows up in the 50s as a kind of "all-american chicken." then in the 60s she gets drafted into the army, sees a lot of shit, gets crippled, and comes back to america confused, angry and directionless. her family life is destroyed, she descends into alcoholic despair, and the country that at one time held so much promise for her now offers her nothing. but then she gets back on her feet and finds hope in a caring, peace-loving rooster who helps her to redeem her experience by encouraging her to loan her voice to the anti-war movement and the struggle against imperialist oppression around the world. finally, when she knows she's getting old, she donates herself to a peasant village in vietnam, who eat her for christmas dinner.
genre: poultryroman

I would write about a reclusive young man who spent his entire youth avoiding people who sets out in his mid twenties to change his life style and observes all the strange social behavior and unsaid rules of society from the perspective of someone who hasn't been programed with them beforehand. I would call it... American Hermit! Or maybe something less lame.....

Ow. Ow ow. You slapped me...hot damn...

Reserved and simple. I'd wear alot of linen shirts and cotton slacks. Cream,tan,light blue and grey mostly. I'd have a large open ranch style house with huge amounts of woodwork and an italian villa styled kitchen. bathroom would be mat-stainless and slate. Huge open fireplace in the center. Backyard would be landscaped with japanese elm trees, and orchids with a rock garden and pool of koi.

I'd walk around naked and just pay off the ensuing fines.

Well, maybe not.

Thanks for the conversation in the current event's thread. It's great.

sushi eye Like,
butt PhiL coLLins?

Britney Spears!! I am an artist and I need my eyes!!! Oh wait.. I might lose my eyesite and additionally my hearing from watching Britney Hot Poker it is