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Satan Endorses Obama for the American presidency, Fox News says in press release. "we really have no reason to believe that The Great Lord of Darkness is anything less than completely candid, open and honest with this endorsement." Beelzebub went on to say, "I certainly am not trying …

Hey, this is a shout out to all of you C-bus Rockabillys. I was wondering if anyone was planning on going to the Elvis Birthday Tribute @ Skullys this year? They use to host it at Little Brothers every year, but I guess that bar is no longer with us? …

I built a ship with my own hands to take us to the moon,
I took a pen in my own hand and wrote you a hundred tunes.
Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy.
I pretended you were Jesus you were just dying to save me.
I …

Hi all,
Trying to raise some money to pay my bills....please buy one of these new paintings!
$10 shipping each
Ready-to-hang (no staples on the side)
Perfect for small spaces, all were painted in the past two months and come with surprises!
All sizes are height x width x depth …