Today we neutered a cat(Walter). Cat testicles are kinda cute in that scrotal sorta way. First the vet ripped all the fur off its balls, then she cut them open and pulled it waaaay out and snip snip and repeat process on other side...
<img src=http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg>
Also she chopped off his toes and wrapped them in mittens.
<img src=http://www.pixiepets.com/files/declaw_files/declaw6.jpg>
But then we got to his ears...and this poor kitty had this worst earmites...ever! In one ear alone we dug out 4 FOUR hard clumps about the size of a bead, then we dug out this hard nasty clump the size of a fucking raisin. HOly shit, if thats not the grossest coolest thing I've ever seen....
<img src=http://www.westlynnvet.com/Ear%20Mite.jpg>
Then we stuffed Walter back in his cage. Don't worry, Walter was very drugged up.
Next we had Chandler, a pitbull pup.
<img src=http://www.animalfriendsrescue.org/images/animals/dog_maui.jpg>
(No, it wasn't this dog, or that cat either...)
So of course, pitbull pups must get there ears chopped off!!!!
<img src=http://australianmuscle.com/k9s/images/earcrop1.jpg>
So imagine this...except the puppy was a little smaller.
<img src=http://www.montclareanimalhospital.com/Cropping/EarCropMonitoring1-240.jpg>
See all the high-tech special crap in this picture? Yeah, completely unnessasary.
ANyhow, since I can't find any cool bloody pictures of ear crops, I will just have to go in detail.
First we knocked out the dog and then he lined up his ears with a special metal ear croppping tool, and then he sliced right through the ear with a scalpel and blood came squirting and oozing out his ears. I thought blood only shot out like that in the movies, holy shit it spirts out and it's disguisting...anyhow, then we did the other ear and then the puppy started whimpering, so we doped it some more and then it started snoring (which was really cute, haha) then the Vet spent a good 30 minutes making the ears look symmetrical. I thought I was going to hit the floor...
Then we were done and we wrapped puppys ears and stuck him back in his cage to flop and piss and moan about.
Then I cleaned up all the bloody sharp instruments, etc etc.
The autoclave, though it works well, has to be from 1904 or something because damn, set it and run like hell...
(this is really poorly written, I got lazy, all pictures are from google)
none of the pictures work!!!
so just....pretend they do?
<img src=http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut3.jpg>
Also she chopped off his toes and wrapped them in mittens.
<img src=http://www.pixiepets.com/files/declaw_files/declaw6.jpg>
But then we got to his ears...and this poor kitty had this worst earmites...ever! In one ear alone we dug out 4 FOUR hard clumps about the size of a bead, then we dug out this hard nasty clump the size of a fucking raisin. HOly shit, if thats not the grossest coolest thing I've ever seen....
<img src=http://www.westlynnvet.com/Ear%20Mite.jpg>
Then we stuffed Walter back in his cage. Don't worry, Walter was very drugged up.
Next we had Chandler, a pitbull pup.
<img src=http://www.animalfriendsrescue.org/images/animals/dog_maui.jpg>
(No, it wasn't this dog, or that cat either...)
So of course, pitbull pups must get there ears chopped off!!!!
<img src=http://australianmuscle.com/k9s/images/earcrop1.jpg>
So imagine this...except the puppy was a little smaller.
<img src=http://www.montclareanimalhospital.com/Cropping/EarCropMonitoring1-240.jpg>
See all the high-tech special crap in this picture? Yeah, completely unnessasary.
ANyhow, since I can't find any cool bloody pictures of ear crops, I will just have to go in detail.
First we knocked out the dog and then he lined up his ears with a special metal ear croppping tool, and then he sliced right through the ear with a scalpel and blood came squirting and oozing out his ears. I thought blood only shot out like that in the movies, holy shit it spirts out and it's disguisting...anyhow, then we did the other ear and then the puppy started whimpering, so we doped it some more and then it started snoring (which was really cute, haha) then the Vet spent a good 30 minutes making the ears look symmetrical. I thought I was going to hit the floor...
Then we were done and we wrapped puppys ears and stuck him back in his cage to flop and piss and moan about.
Then I cleaned up all the bloody sharp instruments, etc etc.
The autoclave, though it works well, has to be from 1904 or something because damn, set it and run like hell...
(this is really poorly written, I got lazy, all pictures are from google)
none of the pictures work!!!
so just....pretend they do?
francesca:
Love the description of the snip snipped kitty balls! 