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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

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This is for Zanafar, cuz he beat my ass at poker.his prizeI have to write a stoopid journal entry. So I have decided to write a lil story. Right here goes

So the story begins..it begins with Zanafar The Greatthe unquestionable ruler of the worldthe world of Dookie Schmoo.
Zanafar and his people were. in a whole world of shit! The evil Squirrel Empire were quickly advancing with their beady little squirrel eyes fixed on taking over Dookie Schmoo and exhausting all the planets acorn resources. Ha HA you may thinkbut squirrels are only little creatures you could easily flatten them with your car, but nooooo the squirrels had an alliance. The Evil giraffes from planet Snod. They were an evil race of creature who were exhiled from earth for being too evil and eating all the leaves from the trees so other giraffes may die(muhahahahahaha). You see, the giraffes wanted the planet too because they had lots of acornsand what do acorns grow on? And what else grows with acorns? LEAVES!

Anyhoo, back at Dookie Castle, Zanafar was crapping himself as he watched the the Squirrel Empires army approaching on the horizon. His people (the hedgehog people) were all looking to him for help and protection ..but what could he do? The squirrels his hedgehog army could battle as they were fierce and bold of heart, but the giraffes were a different kettle of fish altogether. How could his little hedgehog people defend themselves against themgiraffes are MASSIVE!!!

The air rung thickly with the sound of approaching hooves and the chatter of little squirrel marching feet. A huge black shadow hung on the horizon approaching steadily towards his castle and the ultimate destruction of Dookie Schmoo

What will happen next? Will the hedgehog people survive? Will the planet of dookie schmoo become yet another planet wasted by the greed of the squirrel giraffe alliance?

Tune in net week for the next episode of "Acorn Armageddon "
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
P.S. I know my spelling sucks

blush blush blush blush blackeyed


Please Please comment.....cuz part of this stoopid dare is that I have to leave this post up till i get at least 15 comments whatever
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infinity:
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started the backpiece have ya?
Apr 24, 2005
infinity:
and that puts you over 15 go zsanda biggrin
Apr 24, 2005

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