So someone messaged me asking why, even though I am funny why it is I never laugh. It's not cause you aren't funny. I just laugh later.
If it doesn't make sense to me, even if I posted it I usually laugh. I try not to think of jokes as the joker or jokee I just think of how funny it would be to have to read the shit I post as another person who has no idea wtf is going on.
As for being funny, thats the easiest part.
First I select a "victim thread" this usually consists of the message at the top or by selecting a thread created by/posted in by a friend/person I am stalking.
Next I randomly insult a person who posted in the thread before me.
"Enfantterrible you sir are nothing more than a beaver violater, who excels only in the trade of beaverist violatorism. I can only pray you contract an unknown colon infction that kills you."
Next I post a random picture, if the picture is not to my liking I may edit it.
By this time no one is reading anyways so I post whatever I may be thinking at the moment.
"BOOBIES ARE SQUISHY!"
Just incase someone should infact read the entire post I want to ensure they never make the same mistake twice, this is the final moneyshot.
"Well its not mine either, I left mine in the car ... OH SHITS! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! SURELY HE HAS MELTED BY NOW."
Edit notes You probably already know her but say hi to iamabondgirl my newest minion, I mean friend. Sorry sweetheart, I'm going to sleep our devious attempts to trick fractal into a three way will have to wait for another day.
If it doesn't make sense to me, even if I posted it I usually laugh. I try not to think of jokes as the joker or jokee I just think of how funny it would be to have to read the shit I post as another person who has no idea wtf is going on.
As for being funny, thats the easiest part.
First I select a "victim thread" this usually consists of the message at the top or by selecting a thread created by/posted in by a friend/person I am stalking.
Next I randomly insult a person who posted in the thread before me.
"Enfantterrible you sir are nothing more than a beaver violater, who excels only in the trade of beaverist violatorism. I can only pray you contract an unknown colon infction that kills you."
Next I post a random picture, if the picture is not to my liking I may edit it.
By this time no one is reading anyways so I post whatever I may be thinking at the moment.
"BOOBIES ARE SQUISHY!"
Just incase someone should infact read the entire post I want to ensure they never make the same mistake twice, this is the final moneyshot.
"Well its not mine either, I left mine in the car ... OH SHITS! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?! SURELY HE HAS MELTED BY NOW."
Edit notes You probably already know her but say hi to iamabondgirl my newest minion, I mean friend. Sorry sweetheart, I'm going to sleep our devious attempts to trick fractal into a three way will have to wait for another day.