zosso

No there is nothing particularly interesting or funny about me. If one of your friends sent you to my profile because "he is teh rawfull" they probably meant to send you to this website.

Which is sad, because I was funny. But I know now that I will never live down the zombie post, in which I was declared "winner of the internet" and "SG's...
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It should surprise no one that people suck. The only surprise is that if we killed the sucky ones, we would be the ones going to jail, I thought we would get medals. Or cookies.

If you have to know one thing about me, it's that I'm an Existential Nihilist, which gives me a freedom that I can only describe as sexy. Is anyone gonna...
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God damn I am bored so I made a webcam it's free so don't complain that it sucks.

I'm going to warn you that this post is going to go two ways. At first it will be filled with my usual vagualy applicable random nonsense. Then quickly it will turn you to a matter that can only be described as "serious" *shutter*

Infact fuck that,...
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Hoo hah!


I am glad to see that there are no nude pictures of me, that I know of. Considering I had to consume extra alchohol to make up for the fact that the club we went to sucked. Which reminds me who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make a country/hiphop/rave club....thing?

This morning sucked too. Because my job sucks....
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, mother fucker!

I have given up. At the moment I was about to fall asleep, my "friends" decided they wanted to go "out" and get "fucked up" and have "sex" with "someone". And that it was important enough to bring me along, Or my car.... Yeah the car.

Ahhh what the hell I'm going, no more posts/update's for the night.

I would...
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Ohhhh boy what have I done? How could I of known the power of the lazer fat bitch. .


Although it is no epiphany, I know now, having laughed at such a horrid disfiguired person. That there is, infact, a special level of hell reserved for the likes of me and all others who giggle at said picture.

I imagine it as a work out...
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Damn my insomnia!

Inspired by the all to kind SG community I will be release all 4 of my Self defense lessons, coming to a forum near you soon. I say soon because it is still far too early to blow everyones mind with the "Das Lazar cow" entry.

Perhaps boring myself to sleep is the answer I so blindly seek! I think I will...
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So what is so special about today that I would finally pay for a subscription to the site that I have so cheaply been visiting for so long? I'm not sure to be honest. Perhaps I've been take over by my own ego and have to see my words on the internet.

So what the hell, I'll introduce myself that sounds like fun.

First and...
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