You know those stories where somebody has been cursed by an evil warlock or something, so that they're plagued by termites, or whatever?
I've been cursed with rats. I've been camping pretty regularly for 15 years or more, with never a rodent problem. Now, the last 2 times I've been camping, rats have chewed through my tent and come to visit while I was asleep. I didn't mind so much the first time (except when one tried to snack on me), because it was an old tent anyways. The second time, it was a brand new tent (the old one having been replaced due to excessive rat holes). Now I am the sworn enemy of rats.
If I were a religious man (which I'm not, thank God!) I'd think Somebody was out to get me. As it is, I'll have to find somebody else to blame.
<blockquote>(And no, there was nothing edible in the tent, other than me.)</blockquote>
Rats. Or, rather, curses. Or... well... you get the idea.
I've been cursed with rats. I've been camping pretty regularly for 15 years or more, with never a rodent problem. Now, the last 2 times I've been camping, rats have chewed through my tent and come to visit while I was asleep. I didn't mind so much the first time (except when one tried to snack on me), because it was an old tent anyways. The second time, it was a brand new tent (the old one having been replaced due to excessive rat holes). Now I am the sworn enemy of rats.
If I were a religious man (which I'm not, thank God!) I'd think Somebody was out to get me. As it is, I'll have to find somebody else to blame.
<blockquote>(And no, there was nothing edible in the tent, other than me.)</blockquote>
Rats. Or, rather, curses. Or... well... you get the idea.
bort79:
Rats! Well thats got to suck. You sure you weren't eating cheese before you went to bed! You blame me if you want most people blame me for everything anyway! 