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Superteen extraordinaire

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

Runs around in underwear

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

Rescues Washington D.C.

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

Unless something better's on T.V.

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His homebase is the Freakalair

Freakazoid
Fricassee

Floyd the barber cuts his hair

Freakazoid
Chimpanzee

Rides around in Freak-mobile

Freakazoid
Freakazoo

Hopes to make a movie deal

Freaka-me
Freaka-you

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station

If not we'll be unemployed

Freakazoid
Freakazoid

Freakazoid!


How much ass did this show kick? Lots.

EDITED: Because I missed a damned verse.