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In 2003, an unidentified man from Tegelen, Netherlands, called an ambulance because he felt sick, but died before paramedics arrived. The man's home was full of dozens of pet parrots. Cause of death: asphyxiation due to overpowering parrot flatulence.

God bless Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for providing me with such profound nuggets of wisdom.
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kingskottie:
ah yes... you are one of the few on this site who even get "skronk".

i'll share the beer... no prob... some funky ass Albert Ayler records ...and maybe some making out? maybe?

(i hope yr doing ok! i miss you ZMG.)
Mar 12, 2009
halfjack:
and god bless you, for sharing
Mar 12, 2009

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