the sleep apnea's been acting up again. it has given me some really interesting nightmares the past few nights! too bad they are fucking nightmares and are only really funny when yr thinking about them days later. 
thursday night: the reoccuring zombie dream! apparently zombies terrify me more than any other doomsday type scenario. they attacked while i was at work- but never fail, i had a zombie plan, and was wielding my good sewing scissors (one for each hand, since i have a lefty pair and a righty pair!) i was super alert and like looking over my shoulder and stabbing zombies and shit. it was pretty badass until i stumbled upon a zombie orangutan. i had to kill it by stabbing it through the top of its head. and even though it was a zombie orangutan, and had the pea green bloodshot eyes, it still retained some semblance of humanity (or whatever the orangutan equilvalent of that is). it looked right at me, with that sad look you see a lot in zoo animals, and it pushed my hand away. so luckily i woke up before he attacked me, cause once he did that i just couldn't kill him.
friday night: my father (my biological father, who i haven't spoken to in like 9 years) was really angry at me, and yelling at me, and then he fuckin tried to strangle me! i think i was more shocked than scared, but seriously. WTF.
last night: the vomit dream. (as you all know i am emetophobic and seriously embarassed by it. i freak out like a wimpy baby at even the hint of vomit- like if someone suddenly bends over for no reason in a crowded place, i am running for the exits, which i have already located in case of such an occurence.) i was somewhere, and someone threw up right in front of me. which caused me to throw up. and people kept throwing up in front of me, and i kept throwing up, and it was everywhere! no one would clean it up! and it stunk and i could taste it in my mouth and it was HORRIBLE.
what obscene and absurd nocturnal adventures await me tonight, i wonder?
last night was ridiculous sgnj fun times. damn near everybody was there, and i couldn't handle it i was so excited. like how do you talk to 20 different people at once? and the answer is that you just don't. you get on the box and dance like yr mom and laugh yr fuckin ass off.
aaanyway, its the stupidbowl today. so i'm gonna go get some provisions and hunker down to watch my giants. fingers crossed, knock on fake wood, throw salt over yr left shoulder to blind passing patriots fans. xoxoxo
thursday night: the reoccuring zombie dream! apparently zombies terrify me more than any other doomsday type scenario. they attacked while i was at work- but never fail, i had a zombie plan, and was wielding my good sewing scissors (one for each hand, since i have a lefty pair and a righty pair!) i was super alert and like looking over my shoulder and stabbing zombies and shit. it was pretty badass until i stumbled upon a zombie orangutan. i had to kill it by stabbing it through the top of its head. and even though it was a zombie orangutan, and had the pea green bloodshot eyes, it still retained some semblance of humanity (or whatever the orangutan equilvalent of that is). it looked right at me, with that sad look you see a lot in zoo animals, and it pushed my hand away. so luckily i woke up before he attacked me, cause once he did that i just couldn't kill him.
friday night: my father (my biological father, who i haven't spoken to in like 9 years) was really angry at me, and yelling at me, and then he fuckin tried to strangle me! i think i was more shocked than scared, but seriously. WTF.
last night: the vomit dream. (as you all know i am emetophobic and seriously embarassed by it. i freak out like a wimpy baby at even the hint of vomit- like if someone suddenly bends over for no reason in a crowded place, i am running for the exits, which i have already located in case of such an occurence.) i was somewhere, and someone threw up right in front of me. which caused me to throw up. and people kept throwing up in front of me, and i kept throwing up, and it was everywhere! no one would clean it up! and it stunk and i could taste it in my mouth and it was HORRIBLE.
what obscene and absurd nocturnal adventures await me tonight, i wonder?
last night was ridiculous sgnj fun times. damn near everybody was there, and i couldn't handle it i was so excited. like how do you talk to 20 different people at once? and the answer is that you just don't. you get on the box and dance like yr mom and laugh yr fuckin ass off.
aaanyway, its the stupidbowl today. so i'm gonna go get some provisions and hunker down to watch my giants. fingers crossed, knock on fake wood, throw salt over yr left shoulder to blind passing patriots fans.
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zombies really get to me too ... when i saw Dawn of the Dead the first time, i couldn't sleep alone for a week, and i slept with the light on for almost a month!
oo, and when i was pregnant my dreams were so fucked up!
i hope your nightmares pass and your sleep apnea improves!!