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zoomusikgrl

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Tuesday Nov 06, 2007

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great. now i have NOFX stuck in my head. biggrin

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She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her



btw...and this is not to be bitchy i just want to make sure yr links aren't broken and my privacy is kept somewhat intact...
it's ZOO MUSIK GRL
not zoomusicgirl
(...i guess it could be Helen of Troy but i don't quite get how)

for short, its ZOO not ZOOM
and it's DEFINITELY not my real name. wink yes, even in private groups.

i hate suburbia. too quiet. it's eeeeeevil!
i also can't sleep well by myself. i get cold easily. i need someone to fart on, and to wake up with sleep apnea noises, and to pull back into bed to force a smelly morning breath kiss on.
and as much as i roll my eyes about it, i miss having my cigarettes bummed, and my sg time interrupted. i miss the way he leaves the spoon in the spoon rest, or how he is like a walking explosion of stuff. wallet here, keys here, shoes on the white chair...amazing what just a few days away from yr biff can do.
and on that note, i'm off to go visit my own home for a few hours. hopefully rush hour is over by now!

tell me something good.

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
getfighted:
Where's Gonzo?!
Nov 8, 2007
mydogfarted:
buttface!
Nov 9, 2007

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