what a weekend. i smoked some high-grade crack, sacrificed some babies to our dark lord satan, and had a threeway with bea arthur and a potbellied pig. how was your weekend?
KIDDING! god you people are so sensitive. let's see, what did i actually do. oh! friday night was sgnj strip club event. i didn't go to the strip club, but i did meet the gang later on at a nearby diner. finally got to meet trevor, who seems to be one of those rare people that radiates kindness out of every pore. i mean really not a mean bone in their body- my 15 year old sister is like that. also met mydogfarted's lovely wife, who's name i didn't catch. she was real sweet. and i'm not going to shout out the rest of you, you know who you are and you know i love ya. too bad gonzo and our friend bee didn't make it to the diner, they were a little too deep into their cups to make the trip....
yesterday was a bust. gonzo and i bummed around all day, we were both so tired from inexplicably low amounts of sleep. dyed and cut our hair. i did a few light chores. switched off between the computer and the tv. today's been more of the same, except that i went to target to buy a toilet brush. turns out i left the old one at our last apartment, and have been putting off getting a new one for way too long. so after not cleaning our toilet bowl for 3 months solid, i figured it was time to get the dang brush. you wouldn't believe the difference! and just for the record, it was only inside the bowl that wasn't cleaned. we clean the seat and tank and whatnot.
i also picked out what i'm planning to wear for my shoot this month. sweet jesus, it's the most OBNOXIOUS combination of lingerie a girl could wear. i fucking love it. i hope it's not too much. it's really really loud. lol
so anyway, i stumbled upon my old yahoo photos website, and found a few photos i thought i'd share with you all for your amusement. and for yet another opportunity for self-deprecation. enjoy!
me at 3 years old. "how big is zoo?" "SOOOOO BIG!" love that sundress!
christmas 1989. or rather, hanukkah 1989. that's the hanukkah bush in the background. hot damn look at that outfit, another winner. almost as good as the haircut!
drinking my favorite beer ever back in college. i don't know what's better- the dark circles under my eyes because i took too many classes and never slept, the yellow fangs, or the psychotic expression on my face.
KIDDING! god you people are so sensitive. let's see, what did i actually do. oh! friday night was sgnj strip club event. i didn't go to the strip club, but i did meet the gang later on at a nearby diner. finally got to meet trevor, who seems to be one of those rare people that radiates kindness out of every pore. i mean really not a mean bone in their body- my 15 year old sister is like that. also met mydogfarted's lovely wife, who's name i didn't catch. she was real sweet. and i'm not going to shout out the rest of you, you know who you are and you know i love ya. too bad gonzo and our friend bee didn't make it to the diner, they were a little too deep into their cups to make the trip....
yesterday was a bust. gonzo and i bummed around all day, we were both so tired from inexplicably low amounts of sleep. dyed and cut our hair. i did a few light chores. switched off between the computer and the tv. today's been more of the same, except that i went to target to buy a toilet brush. turns out i left the old one at our last apartment, and have been putting off getting a new one for way too long. so after not cleaning our toilet bowl for 3 months solid, i figured it was time to get the dang brush. you wouldn't believe the difference! and just for the record, it was only inside the bowl that wasn't cleaned. we clean the seat and tank and whatnot.
i also picked out what i'm planning to wear for my shoot this month. sweet jesus, it's the most OBNOXIOUS combination of lingerie a girl could wear. i fucking love it. i hope it's not too much. it's really really loud. lol
so anyway, i stumbled upon my old yahoo photos website, and found a few photos i thought i'd share with you all for your amusement. and for yet another opportunity for self-deprecation. enjoy!
me at 3 years old. "how big is zoo?" "SOOOOO BIG!" love that sundress!
christmas 1989. or rather, hanukkah 1989. that's the hanukkah bush in the background. hot damn look at that outfit, another winner. almost as good as the haircut!
drinking my favorite beer ever back in college. i don't know what's better- the dark circles under my eyes because i took too many classes and never slept, the yellow fangs, or the psychotic expression on my face.
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what a weekend. i smoked some high-grade crack, sacrificed some babies to our dark lord satan, and had a threeway with bea arthur and a potbellied pig. how was your weekend?
Holy shit!!! Sounds like mine.. 'sept I did some sick heronie..I did sacrifice babies.. But I threw in some kittens and puppies... and satan loved it.. Not to mention... Bea Arthur seems to have been a busy lady..
Did you finally get some snow out there this past week? We got just enough ice to shut down the city.
Hey I love your kid pics - you haven't changed a bit!!