zombox5000

So, magnificently today I forgot my lunch. I generally prepare my own each morning. So I went out and got a salad. Apples and apricots was what they billed it as and I was like, sweet. Sounds like a good salad. Half the salad is chicken breast. Most people think of this as great fortune, I was annoyed since I generally don't eat meat. But, I was hungry and I had paid for it so I ate the thing. Three hours later? Oh, unpleasantness ensues as I get some terribly unpleasant stomach cramps.