zombimonkee

Fuck... today I did something really stupid. For some fuckin' reason I decided, "Hey, the sun isn't quiete out and it isn't too hot... why not go for a run?" Yeah... why not, huh? Maybe 'cause I haven't fuckin' ran in over a fuckin' yeah and even then I fuckin' hated runnin'. After about a half a mile I was about ready to pass out and I looked like I just got done runnin' a marathon. According to Greek mythology, some cat named Phidippides ran the first marathon and he ended up dyin'. Just goes to show ya' that runnin' kills. Fuck... has to be a fuckin' easier way to get into shape... maybe there is a pill or something.

Oh, another thing I did that I haven't done in a really fuckin' long time (three years actually)... I shaved off my goatee. I started gettin' curious about how I look without it since I haven't seen myself clean-shaven in such a long time. Yeah... well now that I have I know exactly why I never shaved it. I am already growin' that fuckin' thing back. Must be my month for stupid personal decisions.