zombimonkee

Hmmm... been havin' strange dreams lately. Don't get me wrong, I love it. Weird ass dreams are one of the things I enjoy most and it almost makes goin' to sleep worth it.
Well one of my dreams was rather short... it basically involved me drivin' but for some reason when I was drivin' a dog got in the way. However, I felt that this wasn't an ordinary dog and that if we collided the dog would be fine but I would be fucked. So I did the only logical thing: I yelled "Bark!" at him. The fucked up part is that I actually did yell "Bark" in real life and kinda' woke myself up.
Other fucked dream was that a bunch of people and I were trapped in a large room with no explanation. To make things worse, all of our pets and inanimate objects(yeah... objects were kinda' alive... like in Beauty and the Beast) were dyin' in extremely grotesque and painful ways. It was like their bodies ate them alive like acid while they screamed and convulsed. Well after all of the animals and things died, some government official came in and told us that had contracted a disease and that we are under quarantine. They also informed us that there was no cure and that we will all die in a very similar fashion as the one I previously discribed. The question wasn't whether or not we would die, but rather when we would. Scientists were able to deduce when we would all die and mine was July 1st. Yeah... so I am goin' to be a little geeked out until then.