Sorry I haven't posted in a while, my computer seems to be gettin' progressively shittier. It seems that my 4 gig hardrive along with numerous viruses has rendered my computer to a humming, glowing piece of shit. Gotta get it fixed sometime...
Well it seems the cunts at the gas company have turned off our heat, so now I can't take a hot shower to get the stink from work off of me. Oh yeah, found out I got jury duty Wed-Fri so that kinda' kills any plans I had. Heh~ at least I won't have to work with me father. Muddafuck, eh?
Just to show ya' that I can be optimistic and all that happy shit, here is some good news:
Christine had her baby. Her name is Madison Layla Johnson. Heh~ now both Christine and Mandy are mothers... strange. It is almost like babies are popular accessory this season. Oh yeah, Mandy is movin' back so it will be nice to hang out with her again. Heh~ maybe Mandy and Christine can get together and knit or something.
Heh~ all this talk about children reminded me of a Frank Zappa quote... and here are a couple more for fucks sake.
"The single-child yuppo-family that uses the child as a status object. 'A perfect child? Of course! We have one right here - he's under the coffee table. Ralph, stand up! Play the violin!" - Frank Zappa
"Tax the FUCK out of the churches!" - Frank Zappa
"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over" - Frank Zappa
Well it seems the cunts at the gas company have turned off our heat, so now I can't take a hot shower to get the stink from work off of me. Oh yeah, found out I got jury duty Wed-Fri so that kinda' kills any plans I had. Heh~ at least I won't have to work with me father. Muddafuck, eh?
Just to show ya' that I can be optimistic and all that happy shit, here is some good news:
Christine had her baby. Her name is Madison Layla Johnson. Heh~ now both Christine and Mandy are mothers... strange. It is almost like babies are popular accessory this season. Oh yeah, Mandy is movin' back so it will be nice to hang out with her again. Heh~ maybe Mandy and Christine can get together and knit or something.
Heh~ all this talk about children reminded me of a Frank Zappa quote... and here are a couple more for fucks sake.
"The single-child yuppo-family that uses the child as a status object. 'A perfect child? Of course! We have one right here - he's under the coffee table. Ralph, stand up! Play the violin!" - Frank Zappa
"Tax the FUCK out of the churches!" - Frank Zappa
"Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over" - Frank Zappa