zombimonkee

Yep, another day of work done. Didn't suck too bad since I was pulling DVDs, so basically I read the backs the whole time. Still haven't had a cigarette... want one though. Fuck... I need to get a hobby... I hate hobbies.

Grrr... why the bloody fuck did I ever decide to fuckin' quit smokin'?!? Really... is my health that important? I mean if I don't get a fuckin' cigarette soon it isn't my health people gotta' be worried about. Man... I would club a baby seal with a baby for a cancer stick right now. Grrr... gotta' be strong and all that rot... I made a...
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*w00t* So my initial night here I slept in my car. Other than that things have been fairly enjoyable. I have done stuff and stuff is always fun. For instance, I watched, "Stutturing Stuff the Impotent Trucker". It was a dramatic story about a struggling trucker who has to overcome a speech impediment, sexual impotency, and a snowballin' prostitute. Yeps, you guessed it... Improv. Trucker...
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2:30 AM
So I made it to Clemson and here I am in the all-too familiar Architecture Library smokin' a depleting supply of cigarettes. Why am I doin' this you ask? Well 'cause I don't really have anywhere else to go. Bein' the genius that I am, I have come to visit near Exams Week... meanin' people who are actually still in school are all...
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*w00t* So I finally got off my lazy ass and renewed my membership. Be honored that you were priviledged enough to witness my prophesized return. Actually, I doubt any of ya' give a bloody crap. Its ok though, I still love ya'.

Not much has happened. Had a mental breakdown, dropped out of Clemson, and am now livin' at home with the parents and workin'...
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Heh~ seems I am developing an unhealthy relationship with fire. I tried setting a book on fire at my work and my boss put it out right when it was gettin' fun. He said if the Big Boss saw me do that I would get canned. The only problem this was not the first time. You would think I would learn my lesson... but burnin'...
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Man... silence sucks. I am sittin' in my room with no music or TV and it just seems so fuckin' absent. Have I became so dependent on noise and music? I mean I have just been sittin' her for like five minutes and it is drivin' me fuckin' crazy. Whenever this happens I always end up playin' a little soundtrack in my head... cyclin' through...
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Well I am suffering from a sever case of "fuck-it"-ism. I have lost any will to do any school work. I mean why fuckin' bother? If I am goin' to be fuckin' miserable here at least it will be on my own damn terms. I have also concluded this will be my last semester here at Clemson, Even if I don't get accepted to USC,...
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Well... Saturday I left Florida around 2:30. However, I didn't get back until 4:00 this morning. How does it take me 13.5 hours to drive back from Florida you ask? A FUCKING 3.5 HOUR FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM!!!! That is fuckin' right!!! A fuckin' evil traffic jam. It took me 3.5 hours to go 13 miles!!! So instead of the damn trip takin' me 9 or...
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Well I got through this evil fuckin' week of school (not that I really did a lot of fuckin' work) and I am officially on Spring Break. I had some plans, but they fell through... so now I am spendin' it with my parents down in Florida. I gotta get up tomorrow at 6:30 AM to start drivin' to Florida... that is way too fuckin'...
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Man... I had this huge spurt of motivation and focus(something I usually lack). I suddenly realized that there was more I could do with my life and that if I work hard I can fulfill my dreams. I was gonna change... start doin' shit with my time instead of just sittin' around... actually put effort into the things I enjoy. I suck at 'em, but...
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Well I accidentally put a staple through my pinky. Heh~ well I can't really say accidental, 'cause I should know what happens when you put your pinky in the stapler. I didn't really expect it to work. So now I got a little boo-boo and it has a patriotic band-aid on it... everybody jumped on that bandwagon. There wasn't enough flags so now ya' gotta...
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