THE DOPESHOW
Writen and Directed by MetalEvolution's creator,
-MR. ZOMBIE VOODOO
WE WILL BE CASTING IN OCTOBER.
Casting Locations include:
NJ, NY, PA & MASS
Synopsis: The DopeShow follows the life of two unmotivated potheads named Jacob & Poe. After concocting a plan to smuggle 50 pounds of marijuana over the Canadian border they are killed by an odd looking drunk and sentenced to an eternity in hell. When entering Hell they are greeted by Madame Satin who speaks with the two about her troubles. She proclaims that her Minions are uncontrollable and soon they will take her Crown. During the conversation, Poe lights up a joint and with only a small scent of cannabis in the air, all Hell's minions became controllable once again. In the light of this event Madame Satin makes a deal with the two, "Go back to earth and within 13 days bring me back enough dope to keep all of Hell's demons high for an eternity, and in doing so I will grant you a ticket to leave Hell as you please." The two accept and return to earth not as what they once were but now as flesh torn Zombies on the biggest drug run the world has ever known.
Oh I forgot, at the same time God (who resembles George Clinton) decides to play along in the little game unleashing his army of radioactive Zombies. Now the two must fight through drunken hillbillies, toothless prostitutes, a band of country music playing dwarves, and not to mention some dude named Fred.
Jacob: (Male: Long hair, Metal style, possibly dreads. Tattoos.), who seems to believe he is 25 with the smarts of a mentally retarded 15 year old, is the feebler of the two, or so we believe. 6 ft tall but you couldn't tell by the way he hunched his back while he glided along singing songs made up in his own language. This character is a lead and will be onscreen throughout most of the filming,
Poe: (Male: Short Mohawk, Punk style), who is roughly about 28, was the inventor of the two although none of his inventions ever worked or made any sense. He was a little shorter than Jacob with more backbone and cocky as hell. Aside from his love for inventing his main specialties were home body modifications, marijuana botany, king fu and crocheting. This character is a lead and will be onscreen throughout most of the filming,
Vivian: (Female: Long hair, Brunette, 80s Punker) who is in her 30s, plays the best friend of the two. She is intelligent, sexy, and can out drink more than a 5 Irish mourners at a family wake. She has not and will not ever have any romantic interest in Jacob or Poe simply because her vow of lesbianism has sworn her to hate the cock. She is a lead character and will be wielding a decorative chainsaw (with pussy is power carved on the blade) later in the story.
Mister Miss: (Male or female: Short or Long Hair, Drag Queen) whos age is unknown, plays Vivians best friend. She hates Jacob & Poe in the morning and loves them at night. Curious now arent you? Well, back in 1970 Mister Miss preformed in the first ever Drag Queen paint huffing contest. After winning, parts of Mister Misss brain were fried. So to sum it all up, in the morning you can call him Fred but when the night is out Its Shay Shay Gigglesworth. They have no idea that either half exists. This is a semi lead role and involves a lot of make up time!
Writen and Directed by MetalEvolution's creator,
-MR. ZOMBIE VOODOO
WE WILL BE CASTING IN OCTOBER.
Casting Locations include:
NJ, NY, PA & MASS
Synopsis: The DopeShow follows the life of two unmotivated potheads named Jacob & Poe. After concocting a plan to smuggle 50 pounds of marijuana over the Canadian border they are killed by an odd looking drunk and sentenced to an eternity in hell. When entering Hell they are greeted by Madame Satin who speaks with the two about her troubles. She proclaims that her Minions are uncontrollable and soon they will take her Crown. During the conversation, Poe lights up a joint and with only a small scent of cannabis in the air, all Hell's minions became controllable once again. In the light of this event Madame Satin makes a deal with the two, "Go back to earth and within 13 days bring me back enough dope to keep all of Hell's demons high for an eternity, and in doing so I will grant you a ticket to leave Hell as you please." The two accept and return to earth not as what they once were but now as flesh torn Zombies on the biggest drug run the world has ever known.
Oh I forgot, at the same time God (who resembles George Clinton) decides to play along in the little game unleashing his army of radioactive Zombies. Now the two must fight through drunken hillbillies, toothless prostitutes, a band of country music playing dwarves, and not to mention some dude named Fred.
Jacob: (Male: Long hair, Metal style, possibly dreads. Tattoos.), who seems to believe he is 25 with the smarts of a mentally retarded 15 year old, is the feebler of the two, or so we believe. 6 ft tall but you couldn't tell by the way he hunched his back while he glided along singing songs made up in his own language. This character is a lead and will be onscreen throughout most of the filming,
Poe: (Male: Short Mohawk, Punk style), who is roughly about 28, was the inventor of the two although none of his inventions ever worked or made any sense. He was a little shorter than Jacob with more backbone and cocky as hell. Aside from his love for inventing his main specialties were home body modifications, marijuana botany, king fu and crocheting. This character is a lead and will be onscreen throughout most of the filming,
Vivian: (Female: Long hair, Brunette, 80s Punker) who is in her 30s, plays the best friend of the two. She is intelligent, sexy, and can out drink more than a 5 Irish mourners at a family wake. She has not and will not ever have any romantic interest in Jacob or Poe simply because her vow of lesbianism has sworn her to hate the cock. She is a lead character and will be wielding a decorative chainsaw (with pussy is power carved on the blade) later in the story.
Mister Miss: (Male or female: Short or Long Hair, Drag Queen) whos age is unknown, plays Vivians best friend. She hates Jacob & Poe in the morning and loves them at night. Curious now arent you? Well, back in 1970 Mister Miss preformed in the first ever Drag Queen paint huffing contest. After winning, parts of Mister Misss brain were fried. So to sum it all up, in the morning you can call him Fred but when the night is out Its Shay Shay Gigglesworth. They have no idea that either half exists. This is a semi lead role and involves a lot of make up time!
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2) That story sounds like a hell of a lot of fun (no pun intended). What if the radioactive zombies that God unleashed spoke only in transmissions of tele-vangelists? It'd be a little like Wreck-Gar in the Transformers movie, who spoke only in commercial gingles.
(three radioactive zombies chase Jacob and Poe)
Zombie 1: Repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior!
Zombie 2: so Sayeth the Lord by way of his holiness Bill Grahm!
Zombie 3: Master card and Visa accepted! Save your soul for three easy payments of $39.99!
I dunno. just an idea that hit me.
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