zombievengence

1. I bath in the blood of children while I dine on the endtrails of my enemies! All of this while I read about medieval torture and laugh in merriment!
2. GUITAR SHREDING!
3. Shreding in my guitar while hundreds of women have an orgy in a cavren beneth my feet.

Dude, I totally pick those pamphilts up and take them home for hours of entertainment. They are so outragous, how can anyone take them seriously? It is even better when you replace the name of Jesus with your own. See if some stupid twat is going to be conviced by those pamphilts, it better be me that they have been convinced to worship!

I forgot to add in the "me"! Whatever, bad grammer is the new cool thing!

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You are too funny.
I'm not in love actually. I was under the influence when I wrote that. It popped into my head so I wrote it down.
About nothing really.

I KNow what ypu mesan. Sbout 10 days a year I have to wear a suit I fell like a dressed up monkey.

1) I came to come and stayed to chat.
2) On Sardinia diving, swimming a little and doing whatever I like.
3) Like Jesus in 'the passion of the christ', except for the weekend, which was more like Hunter S. Thompson.

Dude, don't even stop to think about it. Just go and get MGS3 now!

1) I 3@t n00bs
2) Sage Francis
3) . . . passed out from drinking *knock on wood*

heheh Funny thing is I bought Jay & Bob on my way to see Jay & Silent Bob Strike back on opening day.

1) Just finnished raiding Montreal! I brought back booze, slaves and women (ha, one and the same! *Look over sholder real quickly to see if someone is going to kill me for that one*)!
2) DRAGON SLAYER! THE FUCKING BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! WHY YOU ASK! I, THE GOD OF AWESOME AM IN IT AND WE TOTALLY KICK ALL FUCKING ASSES AND CROTCHS.
3)I have a blue dragon calleds Bowimir, and he rulez! He has mighty shaphire eyes and sits on the skulls of my enemies!

I didnt totally destroy Montreal, I left the corner stores alone since they sell booze.

1) Man I miss spring breaks. Best one was going out to Vail to ski with my friends.

2) Nothing right now. But just now on my way back from court in Waukesha I was listening to the Clash's Super Black Market Clash. It's not as good as the original (just Black Market Clash), but it's got some cool singles on it.

3) The term "wherefore" (like "wherefore art thou Romeo") does not mean "where." It means "why." You probably knew that but a lot of people don't.

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I was just being nosey and thought i would answer your questions.... and say hello... HELOOOOOOO

1)weekends are too short, it is simply that we try and fit too much into them!!

2) STEW I am really into stew at the mo mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm

3) What really makes me mad at the mo is how much work i seem to do and how little money i have

1) No i wouldnt go for some one like that in a million years!!!

2) I am listening to Gravy train at the mo

AND......

3) I find skinnyness really attractive in boys, not too thin just so a bit of rib and hip peeks out under the skin, i like some shiney dark hair too, totally unstyled and a big fat sense of humour never went amiss!!!!!!

school can really suck the life out of a person

1) sick
2) hot hot hot
3) what's a Chach?

1) lying, racsist bastards

2) meet jimmy gnecco of Ours for an interview for Rolling Stones....i'm really dreaming here...

3) hmmm, i don't know....

I need to take a pic of it, but my tat is St. Michael holding a heart out. It has this kind of 3-D effect where the heart is low and in the foreground and the angel is in the background. There's also 3 graywash smoke ghosts coming out of the ventricles of the heart. It was all done by Mark VanNess at Hula Moon Tattoo in Pensacola, FL.

Apparently for the interview I have to explain the story behind or the meaning of the tattoo. I have meanings for everything in the tat, it's just a matter of do I want to tell all this to a reporter and be in the paper because of it. Might be cool though to get my fifteen minutes of fame for having a tat no one else in the world else has.

1. When I broke in to Zeus's house and did Hera, she made me this awesome dish! I think she said it was Hydra claws. It tasted like a bit like a cyclops but different at the same time.

2. God of Awesome

3. The Douchishious Baggerius (the latin term) but doche bags for short.

I was just wondering about what you said about you having a Guniess with your breakfast. Dont you mean that you had a Guniess for breakfast, or are you just that hardy.

Even if you dont think it will go anywhere with her...have some fun(....umm....just looked at the date...I HOPE you had some fun anyway )

1 Ummm....I cant really think of any
2 Lonely.....tired....hopeless
3 DOWN WITH THE EVIL SQUIRREL EMPIRE!!!

1. A hand full of guitar riffs!
2. Valhalla, and to feast beside Odin on nothing but wine
3. To become someone that runs away from their problems

That is a mighty fine dream you had, but in my bush just blew up.

1) nothing
2) Amsterdam for obvious reasons
3) I hope i'm not a sad, lonely housewife wishing that i had finished that damn novel, yet never working on it.

1) I think the obsession with Bam Fucking Margera needs to disappear. I hate seeing all this heartagram bullshit sported teenybopper kids and they don't even know it represents the band H.I.M. rather than Bam. Everybody that's into the Viva La Bam thing now doesn't know shit about CKY, much less know anything about why Bam Margera is a name in skateboarding in the first place. Tampa Pro-Am, is all I'm going to fucking say. Fuck you, you pink shirt-wearing, heartagram belt buckle-wearing, Viva La Bam TiVo'ing motherfuckers. H.I.M.'s not even that great of a band, either.
2) The fashion-core bullshit. Part of it has to do with my personal homophobia (it's not a bad thing, I just know I'm not gay). A lot of it is carbon-copy skinny suburban white kids. I hate "scenes" not having a diversity, but I admit that there's always a demographic group. But then again, being straight edge is a scene in itself, I suppose. I guess I choose to be myself and be proud of who I am no matter what, then be a poseur or a bigot elitist.
3) I'm with you on Korn, but Saliva REALLY REALLY needs to hang up the hat and go back to bouncing the dive bars in Atlanta where they came from.

1) advertising cell phone ring tones on television should stop, reality TV should stop,

2) no scene fits my personality. . . .or I'd be in one. I'd say the one that fits it the least is the fashioncore thing. That's just one big group of guys trying WAY TOO HARD to be what women want. . .I mean sure, it works, but if you're willing to sell yourself out just to get some ass, you're fucking weak.

3) I'm going to say something that isn't a given. . . . .1. ANY BAND AFFILIATED WITH 18 VISIONS AT ALL. . .
2. any band that started because they like the later At the Gates line up, or the later Carcass line up, or In Flames or Soilwork or Arch Enemy
3. Glassjaw. . . .everyone either thinks or hopes they broke up anyway

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