zombievengence

14 days down, 54 days to go, 3 weeks down, 11 weeks to go. I'll probably be going fucking insane next week, I will have worked 64 hours by then. I'll probably be very pissed, but at least I get to see Fleshgrind next sunday hehe! I hope to have finished War and Peace by next weekend too, but that could be hampered by work. I smashed my finger on monday, then the nect day almost got my eye poked out, I'm just waiting to be narrowly miss getting hit by a car on the job, that happened last summer. I got hammered friday night, that was fun, me and my friend Helena were groping eachother, and whenever she called me a dirty hippy I just showed her my bullet belt and replied "Yeah, I'm such a hippy that I carry around machine gun bullets and prefer booze over pot, oh yeha plus I can't stand blue grass music, Christ raping black metal all the way mother fucker!". LOL

1) Tell me a joke.
2) Tell me a story.
3) hmmmmmm, what would you do to get out of hmmmm say. . . a blind date with some one that repulses you? No lame answers like "I would go to the bathroom and clumb out the window" be creative.

my answers

1) what do Anne Culter and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.
2) there once was a man from Nantucket. . .
3) I'd have to say just go fucking insane, embarass the hell out of her till the point till she is soo embarased that she leaves.