zombievengence

People amuse me, espechially the "average" guy about my age. I saw this guy out on a date with a girl and his shirt said "Dump Her". And on the back it had in small print "Ambercrombie and Fitch". Maybe I should write t shirt slogans for Ambercrombie and Fitch. Any wyas I'm going to be fucking brain dead tomorrow, I have all of my emams and then I go straight to work. I'll be very pleasant to the costomers. I beat Mercernaries last night, it was kind of easy which is sad. My roomate Dan got fich for a fish tank he got from his ex, the pet store we went to was like a minature zoo, very cool. Then I got a Target gift card for $25, and I got another laying around my room I may just have to get Metal Gear Solid 3.

1) Come up with a really cheesey and chachy slogan for and Ambercrombie T Shirt you would never be caught dead wearing.
2) Name the last good concert youy attended
3) I have never . . .

my answers

1) hmmmmmm, "Slip roofies in her beer and have sex with her while she out cold, you'll be a big man!"
2) hmmmmm, thats tough because I havent been to a show in a few months, it's between Suffocation with Behemoth and Black Dhalia Murder show and Satyricon, though their opener sucked and Mayhem was suposedly goingto be on the tour.
3) I have never been in a serious relationship and god damnit I'm happy that I never have