zombievengence

I had an ok night last night. I went to work exhausted like usual but there was a glass of wine left over and I was allowed to drink it. I'll tell you one thing, drinking on the job, as long as you don't get plastered, is pretty fucking fun. My mood immedately went from "I dont wana be here" to "FUCK YEAH! WORK!" Costomers didnt piss me off, the realy idiotic ones made me laugh more and pissed off less. This one shit head kid from with his girl friend had a hissy fit because he wanted a really complicated order for his gf, but nothing for his self. I give the gf her food, and the guy is trying to speak for her when I do the pre programed "Hello how are you doing this evening" routine. Two minutes after giving the girl friend her food, the boy friend comes up to the front and says "Could my girl friend have a carry out box, she'd like to leave now". That made me crack up inside. When the guy left I said to the cahseer Nicole "He's oviousley whipped", we both had a good laugh. When they left we weree like "good bye whipped ass hole boy." plus I flicked him off, too bad he didtn see. Arnt ass holes the best? On my walk home from work I ran into my friend Joe and chatted with him for a while and talked to 60 on the phone about the Slayer show. Then I went home, finished a book and started another one.

1) Whats your opinion of drinking on the job?
2) All ass holes should...
3) Youre running for president in 2008, whats your running platform?

my answers

1) it's good as long as no one gets hurt and your not operating heavy machinery ect... they should allow it in retail and in the food business though LOL
2) all die or hook up with gf's or bf's that chain them down and whip them
3) Assuming we are still in Iraq I'd get us the fuck out and hand it over to a very well trained Iraq army (historically the Iraqi army has done a hell of a lot better at putting down local rebellions than against foregin armies, see "The Republic of Fear The Inside Story of Saddam's Iraq" by Samir al-Kahlil) increase spending on education to better train our teachers, have a 100% literacy rate as opposed to gambling with charter schools but I wouldent shut down the suceeding cahrter schools I'd probably turn those into public schools and give them good funding as well, legalize gay marrages (A gay couple could go to a municipal court and get married I woulden't force upoun the religous instutions thats up to them) , and I'd stop being hypocritical in our foregin policy by not fucking with other countries and supporting dictatorships, increase intelegence spending make the CIA's human intelegence comparable to the KGB's, and get bin-Ladin and other terrorists, and increase Spechial Forces so we dont have to rely soo much on our conventional forces and not but fear into the heart of americans to get them to vote for me. But then again I'd never run for president, I'd get voted out and called nasty names LOL