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i love Eponine.
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eponine:
OH MY GOSH I AM GOING TO KILL THE MOVIE THEATER STORE ACAUSE IT IS BORING HERE. mad
i hate it when there's all kinds of stuff i could be getting done but i can't leave here. hrmph.
eponine:
i'm going to bite your eyeballs out.
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ARRR!!! up for a game of pirates & indians? skull

weekends have become far too predictable..
lured in, scalped, and quickly tossed away,
with a sad look on my face.. and broke pockets.
damn casin-lame-os are of the hardest suck.
or, maybe i just have too much money.
...not for long at this rate. ahahahahaha.

robot

*can't afford to be a robot this week*
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eponine:
you should ask your friend tasha if we can have her groundcrawler for our jar collection.
mmmm...pickled and fried. ♥
eponine:
SUPERFLUOUS APOSTROPHE!
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

eat it. hag.

robot surreal robot

so.. life is great?! the fuck happened?
ohhh, yeaaah. that's right. 33. kiss oink love
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marybee:
Pleeaasse. Do I look stupid to you? World domination I'll leave that to the religious nuts and the Republicans, thank you.
eponine:
omgomgomgomghii'mgoingtoseeyouin33days.
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hey there, baby.. you look small,
how's the ground treating you?
is it comfortable to crawl?
i'm gonna pick you up now, baby..
pick you up and love you, baby..

love your leg broken,
and your lacerated head..
love your face smothered,
covered.. 'til you're dead.

smothered and covered?
gravy cheese hashbrowns.
you would've been better,
born with no eyes.

hey there, baby.. you look...
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marybee:
It's my thing. It's what I do.

eponine:
thirty
four
days
left.
♥
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seemsthatacertaingirlcausedabrainmachinecrash.
...afterallthistimeitstillburns.burnshard.firebombs.
shrapnelandtornlimbsbabiesscreamingforcorpses.
slitthroatsbledoutandtwistedbackheadsoffentirely.
youngoldmenwomenchildrenallofthemthefirsttodie.
myheartisyoursandiwillfightuntilbloodpoursforyou.
until blood pours from the sky.

robot
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eponine:
36 36 36!
eponine:
yew should be online now.
nowonowonowonow. kiss
*sits and waits*
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S:\ multiple viruses detected.

S:\ format all files.

D:\ process complete.

robot
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eponine:
ha, you so have no idea what he's talking about. and i do.
MUAHAHA.
eponine:
woooooooooo 38! love
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doom!?!!11oneone skull robot skull robot
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eponine:
and the award for best creative spelling of a number goes to...yew. ♥
eponine:
yournewprofilerewls. love
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robot caution: does not function well around others. robot
eponine:
MUAHAHAHAHAHA 41. love
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to set a record straight. that is just completely untrue. the toupee you gave me is rather stunning. thank you for the good times. and fuck you for some of the worst of my life. may i have the box of body parts back that you hid in your trunk? there is no head. and there are no legs. only a torso. and a severed...
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