zombieshark

today i purchased a 1987 toyota supra 3.0l turbo


...for $150.00

...and it runs.



Eponine is teh bestest thing evars. fuckin' aye.

i fishing. and Eponine.

*wheeze* lungs. piss on 'em.

off to chicago to rescue a friend from the clutches of teh ohareport.
work in 12 hours.
Eponine, and my sister.. are mac'ing on the way back.
oh dear god lord squad.
i'm going to be really late for work.

this smile seems permanently etched into my head... a rather strange departure from the previous sum of my life.

it's fucking great.

Eponine dyed my hair blue tonight. hott. she's hott.
i am totally, completely, fucking happy.



ahoy, mateys. fuck. piss. hello!1

i can now say, beyond a shadow of a doubt.. yes.
desecration of the dead is my brimming cup of chamomile tea.
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only a few more hours. oh dear lord. *evaporation*



*bleeds all over everything*

GEEEEEEEEEEEEH.SHE'SONHERWAYHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone

*bamf*


*BAMF*


*ASPLODE*

so, i got liver spots bigger than dalmation dots..
i'm all alone.. so, won't you come and visit me dawg?

-little brittle

aqua teen fucking rules. even in reruns.
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one gun. for all your dreams.
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today's the day!!!!!11oneone

the hilarity of a 4-foot long rotted snapping turtle carcass cannot be denied.
follow it up with a violent deluge... holy shit. classic.
i have pictures. i won't be sharing them.

...because my puter is a fuckass.
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5 days! 5 fucking days! holy fucking 5.

black flag make brain pop.
bug killer not the band.
inhalation tired make me.
not so lucky spiders.
curl up and die.
curled up and dying.
curled up and dead.
only empty husks remain.
withered corpses dangle.
didn't kill enough mosquitoes.
no more attack posturing.
curl up and die.
curled up and dead.
brain currently dying.
sweet, delicious, poison.



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