last time i was on ebay.
i got in a bidding war.
over a fender stratocaster.
this was heard.
on a television commercial.
even *I* know.
they're horseshit guitars.
and, i don't know shit.
jesus fucking cocks.
fenders are for pussy faggots.
fenders are for pussy faggots.
fenders up your pussies, faggots.
fenders up your goddamn cunts.
your male cunts.
you fucking assholes.
this is...
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i got in a bidding war.
over a fender stratocaster.
this was heard.
on a television commercial.
even *I* know.
they're horseshit guitars.
and, i don't know shit.
jesus fucking cocks.
fenders are for pussy faggots.
fenders are for pussy faggots.
fenders up your pussies, faggots.
fenders up your goddamn cunts.
your male cunts.
you fucking assholes.
this is...
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nimhly:
you are leaving!?
stereotypes.
eponine:
wake up, sleepyface. 
eponine:
FACE.
lost. tonight. be there, or be suck.
that is all.
that is all.
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eponine:
hawewatchedlostlastnightweareawesome. 
eponine:
<3
Eponine's BIRTHDAY ToDAY!!!
shriek a happy birthday at her!!!!
or, be broken on the wheel. (fucked up way to die.)
DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
shriek a happy birthday at her!!!!
or, be broken on the wheel. (fucked up way to die.)
DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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thehood:
I am back and I have a new name. Hello! And happy Birthday to Eponine!
eponine:
<3mine.
Eponine's BIRTHDAY ToDAY!!!
wish her happy birthday, or be broken upon the wheel.
DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wish her happy birthday, or be broken upon the wheel.
DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucking. damnit. fuck.
i just wrote a very long entry.
i just wrote a meaningful entry.
i just wrote a lovenote to my girl.
i hit backspace. it deleted the whole thing.
because of some fucking 180searchassist bullshit.
fuck people that write auto-infest programs.
they should have their fingers pulled off. slowly.
then driven back into the sockets. fingernail first.
try coding up something else,...
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i just wrote a very long entry.
i just wrote a meaningful entry.
i just wrote a lovenote to my girl.
i hit backspace. it deleted the whole thing.
because of some fucking 180searchassist bullshit.
fuck people that write auto-infest programs.
they should have their fingers pulled off. slowly.
then driven back into the sockets. fingernail first.
try coding up something else,...
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terdfergison:
Do you want to know how I've been practicing for the upcoming CATPIKE oncert of doom? I haven't even picked up my guitar. I've barely death grunted. Instead, I've been putting staples in me. And first, I stapled my thumbs together. Thats what this is gonna bring. If I had a camera, I'd show you. But anyways, when I get back, we kill. Oh god do we kill.
eponine:
i still appreciate the effort. ♥
going out in public during the day is right up there with peeling the skin off my palms. i would rather put up with broken shit on my car, than bother speaking to one of the braindead special-ed rejects working behind the counter at the local autozone... not to say they actually have the parts i need in stock, or anything, anyway... and the mall,...
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eponine:
<3 i would love to eat cheesecake with yew and smother yew.
maybe just the first part.
maybe just the first part.
eponine:
hi.
hey, i think my eyes are bleeding.
perhaps it is only these lungs.
perhaps it is only these lungs.
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horus73:
I watched a show the other night with lizards shooting blood out of their eyes...
eponine:
wake up. 
yeah! fritters.
bar nights are... weak.
so are babies.
their small limbs.
bonsai babies.
subserviant tube children of unusual form.
mmm, flash fried.
mmm, forms.
mmm, myun.
brought to you by
the lost city of at-lain-tis.
byurried in my backyard.
karaoke and cats.
this is my life.
i don't sing.
i shriek.
i wail.
catpike eats kids.
bar nights are... weak.
so are babies.
their small limbs.
bonsai babies.
subserviant tube children of unusual form.
mmm, flash fried.
mmm, forms.
mmm, myun.
brought to you by
the lost city of at-lain-tis.
byurried in my backyard.
karaoke and cats.
this is my life.
i don't sing.
i shriek.
i wail.
catpike eats kids.
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eponine:
hiihaveareallylonglunchbreakandyou'reatworksoiatetherestoftheicecreamandiloveyou.
eponine:
are you fucking kidding? THAT'S why the road is blocked off? that's retarded.
we sleep a lot.
we sleep a lot.
bah.
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eponine:
you knock that off.
eponine:
you're sooooooooo weird.