honestly. you don't even know. catpike. fucks you. catpike. cums.
*incinerates in their shadow*
*incinerates in their shadow*
i ALMOST wish i hadn't destroyed my guitar on new years. eh, piss on it. i'll build a new one. arise beast, lash thy tongue, gnash thine teeth. kill. devour. die. decompose. rise undead. catpike will covet thee. catpike will corrupt thee. catpike will kill thee. and, then we shall eat thee.
must rebuild as more is needed, 'fore time expires.
seriously though, we destroyed...
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must rebuild as more is needed, 'fore time expires.
seriously though, we destroyed...
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I'm not gonna worry wrinkles in my brow,
'cause nothin's ever gonna be alright no how.
No matter how i struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive.
'cause nothin's ever gonna be alright no how.
No matter how i struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive.
a day late, ...and a gallon of blood short.
CATPIKE is hotter than satan, in fact.. we made him set himself on evenmoreburningfire with our awesome.
yeah, that hott.
fuck satan.
heil CATPIKE.
praise the felsh.
CATPIKE is hotter than satan, in fact.. we made him set himself on evenmoreburningfire with our awesome.
yeah, that hott.
fuck satan.
heil CATPIKE.
praise the felsh.
thehood:
If Jesus was in CATPIKE could He make it so awesome that even He couldn't handle it?
catpike burns with the power of dead babies
-thoughts on the holiday season...
piss in the mouthes of bitchy retail workers.
-thoughts on the day-
the beers are all broken, and someone is crying.
-thoughts on thoughts on thoughts-
tell you what.....
-thoughts on the holiday season...
piss in the mouthes of bitchy retail workers.
-thoughts on the day-
the beers are all broken, and someone is crying.
-thoughts on thoughts on thoughts-
tell you what.....
horus73:
Merry Christmas...from me and Tubb
looming dark, mean, and forboding... 
it won't ever be alright.
it won't ever be alright.
days 'til doom: 6
-dec. 23 hell shall rise forth once more
enter the CATPIKE
-dec. 23 hell shall rise forth once more
enter the CATPIKE
terdfergison:
Fucking death and destruction. DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!!!!!! FUCK!!!! PIG!!!!!!
work. work. work. work. work. bowl. work. work. work. work.
thus is a normal week in my life as a 40k annually pizza boy.
yegh.
a skin disorder i've had for over 6 years went away last week...
leaving me more disconcerted than relieved.
thus is a normal week in my life as a 40k annually pizza boy.
yegh.
a skin disorder i've had for over 6 years went away last week...
leaving me more disconcerted than relieved.
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terdfergison:
So the other night I had a dream about CATPIKE. We were rocking this auditorium like no other, even though there were like 10 people in the whole place. After singing the hardest song i've ever heard (it was sadly all gibberish, otherwise I would have immediately woke up and written it down), we proceeded to run off the stage and fight everyone we could get our bloody hands on. I woke up that morning feeling awesome. New Years is gonna ROCK!!!!!
oninotaki:
well then just so long as you appreciate it I guess lol 
Thats gotta be lot of work, does gas eat into a lot of it?
Thats gotta be lot of work, does gas eat into a lot of it?...bowling. is hell.
eponine:
yew bowl grood. 
drainded.
eine. EINE.
eine. EINE.
terdfergison:
So what do you know about jerry sending CATPIKE a message over myspace. I know a little something about it. It's called DELETED WITHOUT EVEN READING!!!! hahahaah I win. But you know what that means. He found us. Bleargh.