Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

zombieshark

an old pine box.

Member Since 2003

Followers 10 Following 15

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

Apr 17, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
stare. pause. puke. if i can help it, i'll drown myself in this.
with the things, people say. i'd say. i'm glad this happened.
uuuuunnngggghhhhh. haahahahahahaha. aaaaaaaaahahaha.
eheheheeeehehehe. waste of words. waste of blood.
rather spit on you. than eat the dead. destroy it. devour.
coattails of the retro-hip. build your own. personality kit.
individual serving. supplies running low. tres cool. you said.
a pointless means. to a pointless end. pissed only on yourself.
glazed over. slack jawed. in a gathering pool of waste fluids.
the host of maggots. chew. chew. chew. digest.

kiss
terdfergison:
Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'

'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'

'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'
Apr 22, 2006
thehood:
I was thinking about chew chew chewing and digesting some pizza. Without the maggots.
Apr 25, 2006

More Blogs

  • 04.27.06
    0

    Friday Apr 28, 2006

    keep kidding yourself. nobody gives a goddamn anyway. no matter…
  • 04.26.06
    0

    Wednesday Apr 26, 2006

    i am the god of fish.
  • 04.17.06
    2

    Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

    stare. pause. puke. if i can help it, i'll drown myself in this. wi…
  • 04.13.06
    1

    Friday Apr 14, 2006

    my little town has nintendo graffiti. rad.
  • 04.13.06
    0

    Thursday Apr 13, 2006

    set me on fire, kerosene.
  • 04.12.06
    0

    Wednesday Apr 12, 2006

    brand new nissan 15hp 4-stroke marine engine oh yes.. ownership is M…
  • 04.10.06
    3

    Tuesday Apr 11, 2006

    sixty two, or seventy two? this is the question which haunts us. sit…
  • 04.09.06
    0

    Sunday Apr 09, 2006

    autopsy. not eulogy. autopsy. update: i read 3 topics on the bo…
  • 04.09.06
    0

    Sunday Apr 09, 2006

    piss. that is all.
  • 04.06.06
    1

    Friday Apr 07, 2006

    i sure do know some deranged people. the kind that do asshole things…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
11
months
10
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,604 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,317 followers
  • 14,958,581 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,489,121 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo