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zombieshark

an old pine box.

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Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

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stare. pause. puke. if i can help it, i'll drown myself in this.
with the things, people say. i'd say. i'm glad this happened.
uuuuunnngggghhhhh. haahahahahahaha. aaaaaaaaahahaha.
eheheheeeehehehe. waste of words. waste of blood.
rather spit on you. than eat the dead. destroy it. devour.
coattails of the retro-hip. build your own. personality kit.
individual serving. supplies running low. tres cool. you said.
a pointless means. to a pointless end. pissed only on yourself.
glazed over. slack jawed. in a gathering pool of waste fluids.
the host of maggots. chew. chew. chew. digest.

kiss
terdfergison:
Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'

'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'

'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'
Apr 22, 2006
thehood:
I was thinking about chew chew chewing and digesting some pizza. Without the maggots.
Apr 25, 2006

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