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zombieshark

an old pine box.

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Monday Jun 16, 2003

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well well well.. we've had our first run-in with the cops it seems.. that makes me happypants.

totally unrelated stories:

i'm getting pulled over for speeding tonight.. whilst at work, and before the cop even put on his lights.. my tire blew out. he let me go with a verbal warning.. then i mentioned that i had a flat.. i guess he didn't know about it until i said something, so he gave me a ride. you have no idea how bizarre it is delivering a pizza in the back of a squad car that just pulled you over. ahahahahaha. then he drove me somewhere to get a ride back to work. fuck. that was horrorfunny.
skull
i wrote a poem in 4th grade when they forced me to at school.. it was about football. i did not even try in the slightest.. so, i won first place out of the whole school, it was wacky.. i didn't even go to the gymnasium to accept the trophy, because i never heard my name called over the intercom, i was the only kid left sitting in class.. for some reason that makes me smile.. a precursor to the rest of my life, perhaps?
surreal

14 new entries in my pics- a medley of old and new.
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b4byl0n:
get that cam fixed yet baldy? tongue
Jun 18, 2003
thehood:
The majority of them are. A few bad apples shouldn't ruin the reputation for all. It doesn't in other professions. Nobody thinks all basketball players are cocksmokers cuz Dennis Rodman is a douchebag, do they?
Jun 18, 2003

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