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everybody gets an F for Failure. not a drop of trust or faith, in this one.

and, i in turn.. have no faith in you.
terdfergison:
I have faith, that CATPIKE is the greatest band in the world.

That we cruch babies into an edible paste only to devour the paste in a fervor.

That hookers get urinated upon in a torrent of rage and filth.

That Job's black ball was tastier than his white one.

But I agree, F's for all.
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doesn't even matter anymore.
no, it's all gone.
terdfergison:
I could have told you that spiders were the worst years ago. But seriously, I have four words for you....
Eric Nelson on myspace.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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happy birtyhday to my sister who is the bestest.
-

a world without spiders, would be a world without bugs.
because if we had no bugs, there'd be no use for spiders.

i've had a much larger number of spider bites the past 2 years,
than any other bug bites combined.
fuck them. i don't bite spiders,
what gives them the right to bite me?...
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keep kidding yourself.

nobody gives a goddamn anyway.

no matter how much they drink, or party.

it's good to base your life on friends.

it's smart to be cliche and against the grain.

you know nothing.

i look at those who've gone through college,

they make me feel smart.

great spelling to go along with with your phd, or not.

eat shit, english teacher.

i...
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stare. pause. puke. if i can help it, i'll drown myself in this.
with the things, people say. i'd say. i'm glad this happened.
uuuuunnngggghhhhh. haahahahahahaha. aaaaaaaaahahaha.
eheheheeeehehehe. waste of words. waste of blood.
rather spit on you. than eat the dead. destroy it. devour.
coattails of the retro-hip. build your own. personality kit.
individual serving. supplies running low. tres cool. you said.
a pointless...
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terdfergison:
Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?'

'By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'

'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'

'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully.'
thehood:
I was thinking about chew chew chewing and digesting some pizza. Without the maggots.
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brand new nissan 15hp 4-stroke marine engine
oh yes.. ownership is MINE.
increase power, diminish pollution.

i ARRR!!! fishing.
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sixty two, or seventy two? this is the question which haunts us.
sitting close, may blur the lines.. skew this hard fought clarity.
but, the possibility of being underwhelmed, by our magnificent machine...
is a goddamned travesty.

god help us.

but, no one else.

skull

time to sleep. or, twitch and turn.
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zombieshark:
goddamnit. NO.
thehood:
Just to be fair, they're not all insane. Some are merely self-centered, conniving bitches who need a convenient back to stick a knife in to.
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autopsy. not eulogy. autopsy.

update:

i read 3 topics on the boards just now, and was irritated/pissed off.. 3 times. jesus christ, bobby. almost every single thing anyone says, is a contradiction of some other bullshit they've spewed.

*vomit*

time to go purchase a huge(r) tv, and a maybe new boat.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.