zombieshark

...the dead flesh was sweet, like sugar.
...speaking of beets, obviously. mmmm.

...a squirming old maggot, spewing pus.
...a pustulant, diseased, wriggling maggot.

pouring salt into an empty socket.

impatiently awaiting the end of this mess. all i want is a one way ticket home. this life is a chore, i'm getting kinda tired of all this fooling around. my hands are swollen, and sore... and i'd really like to have a couple drinks. won't you point me towards the exit, please? please, won't you? i just want to go home.

it's said "home...
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egeh.

it seems i've been allotted one fish per outing. epic struggles... to the death. my death.

lots of mayhem lately, definite change of pace.

bad persons = dominated.
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hooray beer!

whales vs. wolves... in a spacedome on the moon? it's only fair.

i didn't come up with that.

it doesn't even matter anymore. now it's all gone.

waving my white flag.

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calling in sick.

go, go, rocket slime! f' yeah. why is there no shark emoticon?

get on the bag.

gdmfcswfgdpf. seriously.

i have an earache.