Some random thoughts for a lazy Sunday.
-Terry who?
Remember that lady that was hooked up to the life support and all anybody seemed to talk about in the news was the controversy surrounding the supreme court, the family, right-to-lifers, etc.? Since literally 2 days after she died, there's been nothing. At one point, i couldn't open a beer without the inside of the cap giving me an update on her condition, and now its a couple weeks later and i haven't heard a peep out of the same right wing fanatics who swore that this was just the beginning, and that they would be fighting onward to have this "barbarianism" ended. Musta been REALLY important huh? In all fairness, i should wait until they've found some other coma patient to unknowingly champion their cause.
-Daniel Robert Epstein
How frickin' sweet a job does this guy have? SG has him interview the coolest celebrities on the planet. He has to pay for this privelege, right? What? They pay him?!?! Grrr.
I know, there's another dude that does interviews here but i forgot his name.
Anyway, the questions need to start getting better. You guys get too lazy and i'm gonna come steal your job, k?
-Gwen Stefani and The Black Eyed Peas, and the imagined conversations i would have with both if i were given a time travelling DeLorean and enough plutonium to travel back to 1997 to tell them about their appearances in the commercials i had to sit through in the theater before Hitchhiker's Guide.
1. "Hi Black eyed Peas. I'm from 2005, and i just wanted to let you know that all the hard work paid off. You finally blew up. BIG. I mean, like Outkast big."
"Who?"
"Never mind, just wanted to tell you that"
"Aw, that's awesome man, we're stoked to hear that people finally end up accepting our message"
"Yeeahh... that's the thing. You don't really have a message anymore."
"Oh, no wonder we get famous. Hey are they really gonna make Hitchhiker's Guide into a movie?"
2. "Hi No Doubt, i'm from 2005, and i just wanted to let you know that you guys get huge."
"Whoa, you mean even bigger than we are now?"
"Yeah. Gwen on the cover of Cosmopolitan, soda commercials, and of course, you guys are in those commercials you have to sit through before you get to watch your movie. Oh, they haven't really started doing those yet, but they're bad, trust me"
"Oh that sounds horrible. is it too late to change?"
"Yeah, i think so. By 2001 you guys aren't even ska anymore, just basic bubblegum pop. I was sitting there watching this clip from a video where all you did was talk about bananas."
"Do you have any cyanide tablets by any chance?"
-Oh, and i found out Bill O'Reilly has written a book for young adolescents, called "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".
I must read it.
-Terry who?
Remember that lady that was hooked up to the life support and all anybody seemed to talk about in the news was the controversy surrounding the supreme court, the family, right-to-lifers, etc.? Since literally 2 days after she died, there's been nothing. At one point, i couldn't open a beer without the inside of the cap giving me an update on her condition, and now its a couple weeks later and i haven't heard a peep out of the same right wing fanatics who swore that this was just the beginning, and that they would be fighting onward to have this "barbarianism" ended. Musta been REALLY important huh? In all fairness, i should wait until they've found some other coma patient to unknowingly champion their cause.
-Daniel Robert Epstein
How frickin' sweet a job does this guy have? SG has him interview the coolest celebrities on the planet. He has to pay for this privelege, right? What? They pay him?!?! Grrr.
I know, there's another dude that does interviews here but i forgot his name.
Anyway, the questions need to start getting better. You guys get too lazy and i'm gonna come steal your job, k?
-Gwen Stefani and The Black Eyed Peas, and the imagined conversations i would have with both if i were given a time travelling DeLorean and enough plutonium to travel back to 1997 to tell them about their appearances in the commercials i had to sit through in the theater before Hitchhiker's Guide.
1. "Hi Black eyed Peas. I'm from 2005, and i just wanted to let you know that all the hard work paid off. You finally blew up. BIG. I mean, like Outkast big."
"Who?"
"Never mind, just wanted to tell you that"
"Aw, that's awesome man, we're stoked to hear that people finally end up accepting our message"
"Yeeahh... that's the thing. You don't really have a message anymore."
"Oh, no wonder we get famous. Hey are they really gonna make Hitchhiker's Guide into a movie?"
2. "Hi No Doubt, i'm from 2005, and i just wanted to let you know that you guys get huge."
"Whoa, you mean even bigger than we are now?"
"Yeah. Gwen on the cover of Cosmopolitan, soda commercials, and of course, you guys are in those commercials you have to sit through before you get to watch your movie. Oh, they haven't really started doing those yet, but they're bad, trust me"
"Oh that sounds horrible. is it too late to change?"
"Yeah, i think so. By 2001 you guys aren't even ska anymore, just basic bubblegum pop. I was sitting there watching this clip from a video where all you did was talk about bananas."
"Do you have any cyanide tablets by any chance?"
-Oh, and i found out Bill O'Reilly has written a book for young adolescents, called "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".
I must read it.
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posh:
i want to hang out with you. because you are just plain awesome. and funny.