zombiehead2

i have nothing to say today so here are some stupid jokes...

cannibal jokes:
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet

What did the cannibal mom say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
''Stop playing with your food''

vampire jokes:
What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty

What happened to the lovesick vampire ?
He became a neck-romancer

Why do people hate vampires ?
because vampires are a pain in the neck

zombie jokes:
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean

What did the zombie get his medal for?
Deadication

(yes, i do know that these jokes suck)