zombiehead2

two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe
of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot
of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
a few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to
laugh uncontrollably.

the other missionary was incredulous, and said,
"what's wrong with you? we're being boiled alive!
they're going to eat us! what could possibly be funny at a time like this?"

the other missionary said, "i just pissed in their soup!"