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Friday Aug 30, 2002

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One day a man opened up a bar but didn't know what to name it so he put up a sign that read "give me a name and i give you a drink."

The next day three man came up to give it a try the first man, not being to smart, said how about "The Bar", he was turned away. The second man, being even stupider, said how about "The Bar," he was also turned away.

The third man walked up to the store owner and says "how about lisa's legs." The store owner thought about it and decided it was a great name. the owner told the guy to come back the next day at nine and he would give him a free drink. The next day the guy stops by at eight and waits for the bar to open. Around eight thirty a cop stops and asks the man what he is waiting for. The man promptly answers "I'm waiting for lisa's legs to open so I can get a free drink."
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