i like stupid jokes so heres one i just found
Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit avide smile.
"Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked
"Lena gave it to me"
She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?"
"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out ocounty road #6, in da middle of novere, when all of a sudden Lena pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got out of da car, trew off all ofher clothes and said "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"
"Ole," Says Sven, "you're a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."
Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit avide smile.
"Ole, vere did you get dat car?" Sven asked
"Lena gave it to me"
She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?"
"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out ocounty road #6, in da middle of novere, when all of a sudden Lena pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got out of da car, trew off all ofher clothes and said "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"
"Ole," Says Sven, "you're a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."