zombiefox

I'm off to Scotland again for of all things four days..... I wish i could get at least a week out of it. It's going to take me a day to get there and basically a day back. This fucking sucks!!!

I've decided to join
Kettle Corn Anonymous.

It's pure evil. Evil I say!

I am Feklar!

Amphibrachs and choriambs be dam-ned. I want it brash. I want it rank. I want it punk rock circa 1979. Misfits and X. I'm not bitter, but i like Campari and lemonade and have a strange yearning every now and then for champagne cocktails. I find normal life tedious and recoil at the idea that everything has a time and a place. I hope there...
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I'm trying to figure out how to caffeinate meat. I'm sure this will go the way of the caffeinated doorknob. (invention 347)

I've decided to go back to school for a Masters in Dildonics.

Damn! it's time i updated, er made an entry.

Just saw Lost in Translation and it was beyond good. I usually stick to free per view but this was worth the $8.75. I'm actually tempted to send an additional $1.25 to the Coppolas and Bill Murray.

I think i've narrowed down this year's halloween costumes to Jake Gyllenhal's Bubble Boy, Snake Plisskin, or Adam Kesher...
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