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zombiefaace

Dallas Texas

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Sunday May 31, 2009

May 30, 2009
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I'm here to tell you about the story of the roach...

The roach is next to you

and It wants to eat your leftover hamburger

It's watches and waits for you to go to sleep, so it can feast away all night

And hopefully bring some back to the kids, and maybe have some left over for the 982374982347 kids it's going to have in the next few days

As it waits and hides and watches your eyes grow sleepy it's mouth waters with yummy meaty goodness and fries too!

And then you finish off the hamburger and fries, and spray down you house with roach killer and the roach dies...



The end...



Whatcha think?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
pinkcrystal:
but they can freak me out! I hate them

Jun 4, 2009
pinkcrystal:
you are not going to change my mind about it XD
my set it's comming tomorrow!
Jun 8, 2009

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