I meant to say something about German porn. German porno guys - you're the best! I love you all.
I hate that American shit (Basic Premise: sweaty, steriod-fuelled meat-head fucks woman up the arse while she wishes she's spent more time at school/listened to her mother. He grunts, she oos and aaas, eventually he cums over her face, slaps her enticingly with his cock and she tries but fails to look impressed by the whole thing. Cut to scene 2: sweaty, steroid-fuelled meat-head, etc. Repeat to fade).
German porn, on the other hand, is masterful. You've got a basic story (yes, it is basic, but even basic is better than nothing American guys), sometimes you've got period costumes, occassionaly you invoke the confessional booth, vaginas come in a variety of assortments and hair lengths, the vagina is still actually IN USE (I often think the American guys never did sex ed.) and everyone's having a great time without having their face slapped by steriod cock. Also, many of you are called Freddie.
Marvellous.
German porno guys - I dedicate today, 31 January 2005, to you all.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Bltter.
I hate that American shit (Basic Premise: sweaty, steriod-fuelled meat-head fucks woman up the arse while she wishes she's spent more time at school/listened to her mother. He grunts, she oos and aaas, eventually he cums over her face, slaps her enticingly with his cock and she tries but fails to look impressed by the whole thing. Cut to scene 2: sweaty, steroid-fuelled meat-head, etc. Repeat to fade).
German porn, on the other hand, is masterful. You've got a basic story (yes, it is basic, but even basic is better than nothing American guys), sometimes you've got period costumes, occassionaly you invoke the confessional booth, vaginas come in a variety of assortments and hair lengths, the vagina is still actually IN USE (I often think the American guys never did sex ed.) and everyone's having a great time without having their face slapped by steriod cock. Also, many of you are called Freddie.
Marvellous.
German porno guys - I dedicate today, 31 January 2005, to you all.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Bltter.