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zombieelvis

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Thursday Sep 28, 2006

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I'm not one to post about the girls' sets because as you all know I'm a very devout and religious man and for me looking at a lady's doody is something that should be performed within the sanctity of one's kennel. Normally I never look at hot naked ladies. Or nuns. Or the Golden Girls. Or ewoks. And little baby Jesus tells me that my saucy tinkle must never be engaged, although sometimes (such as last Wednesday at 10.13pm in the Safeway car park) I can't help myself. However I just want to say that the latest set from Flux is easily the best set ever.

Anyone who disagrees has to post me 10. Please make cheques payable to 'ZombieElvis Enterprises'.

Oh yes, I almost forgot, go pre-order my book.
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oracle:
so, what part of scotland are you in?
Oct 17, 2006
deleteddelete:
Oi gammonflaps - we still on for the 2nd?
Oct 23, 2006

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