shit went down. it blew.
yeah I knew this kid in highschool. he is actually an ex who is still kind of a friend... we're not enemies or anything, but he lives in pittsburgh so it's also not like we talk every day. anyway, he had this girlfriend who, well, wasn't very skilled when it came to oral pleasure. at one point, he was explaining that her braces caused some serious grief, and, marveling at the physics of the situation, I said, "that shouldn't even matter!"
exasperated, he said, "I know!"
so yeah. that's how bad it blew.
it's not entirely better, but I am still breathing and that is an accomplishment.
tomorrow (well, today I guess...) my grandma is taking me out to red lobster for dinner. she is picking me up at three.
she cracks me up.
yeah I knew this kid in highschool. he is actually an ex who is still kind of a friend... we're not enemies or anything, but he lives in pittsburgh so it's also not like we talk every day. anyway, he had this girlfriend who, well, wasn't very skilled when it came to oral pleasure. at one point, he was explaining that her braces caused some serious grief, and, marveling at the physics of the situation, I said, "that shouldn't even matter!"
exasperated, he said, "I know!"
so yeah. that's how bad it blew.
it's not entirely better, but I am still breathing and that is an accomplishment.
tomorrow (well, today I guess...) my grandma is taking me out to red lobster for dinner. she is picking me up at three.
she cracks me up.
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